This was made a couple of months back. Someone asked me if I can play as a guy on the back.

Sooooo…

Check out the guy on the back.

Diba ang gwapo nung guy at the back?

Here’s a break to all the mudslinging.

Last December 12, GMA held its annual Christmas Party at the Amoranto Stadium. Yes, 10,000 raffle hopefuls stormed the place and ransacked Pantranco’s House of Sports by littering the grounds by cigarette butts, beer cans, and yes… my oozing sex appeal.

Yes, I said it… my oozing sex appeal.

In the department competition, my unit posted third out of nine hopefuls in our annual best of the best duel. Since my entry in their fold, we have yet to win so this is somewhat of an “achievement”.

And this is a step up from the seriously creepy character I introduced two years back when they starred me as Michael V in the “Hindi Ako Bakla” MTV.

That was like… eww…

The only problem I had is that they made me too fruity so I would register great in front of a camera. I looked too fruity!

You can’t hear me rap, because I could only get the pics… so just think of me rapping to this.

Ang sabi ng iba masarap ang mane.
Ang sabi ko naman depende sa mane.

May mane-manehan, may tunay na mane.

Pero ang tunay na mane, babad sa weeweh!

And yeah, here’s a pic with my favorite stalker/groupie.

Break it down, Yo!



The guy has been staying in an unexplored land for so long that he almost encountered technophobia. He has practiced vine-traveling and he has replaced his love for guitars for tummy-thumping. Since returning to un-civilization:

1) He has yet to use silverware.
2) He learned to not use shoes.
3) He learned to clothe his self with soil.
4) He found that tree stalk tastes better than processed food.

So… his ability to properly type seriously escapes me.

Jorge: Retard!

The Sydman: Bitch! You're here!!?!

Jorge: Dude that is so gay… so F’N gay. I miss you too.

The Sydman: I don't care!

Jorge: Awww. Come here and give me a big hug! And don't mind the boner.


He is so big in words. Back in his oafish terrain, the only way people communicate is by sniffing someone else’s ass.

Jorge: Kausap ko kanina si Mark.

The Sydman: Ano sabi?

Jorge: Wag na. Baka tigasan ka din.


Jorge probably told Mark how he punctured his balls with a stick to make it as if he was menstruating.

The Sydman: So ano, how is life without civilization?

Jorge: Tangina, bakit ba yan lagi hirit! Sibilisado na kami noh! Matagal na kaming naka-bidet pag naglilinis ng pwet! Oh syet… it is the greatest invention known to man! Bye bye toilet paper… and hello soft buttocks!


Remember that “Red Guy” from Cow and Chicken? Picture that with ultra white skin and hair everywhere.

Now, go to sleep without thinking about that!

The Sydman: Basta sabi mo maniniwala ako.

Jorge: Grrr… ambagal ng wi-fi dito! Nagnanakaw lang ako sa wi-fi ng mga pari!

The Sydman: Ahhh… ok… pero diba dapat malakas ang signal sa taas ng bundok? Umabot na ba ang Jollibee diyan?

Jorge: Tagal na Jolibee dito noh pati Mang Donald!

The Sydman: Pero ang endorser pa rin ba niyan ay si Carmina Villaroel? At malamang may milkshake pa rin ba diyan? Damn it, you're lucky…

Jorge: Dude you're so old school! Teka lilipat ka na daw?


Here’s the thing: “that other company” is the enemy. I remember during this time, Christmas vacations were left high and dry after some of those dickheads accused us of making scams.

Almost a year later… and a bunch of cases launched due to their false accusations… let’s just say whatever nonsense they fed the public… is eating their souls.

I won’t even name that company on my site because that is advertising!

The Sydman: Don’t say shitty things! Bat naman ako lilipat doon!?!?!

Jorge: Sabi ni Geist!


Geist and Mark then flooded my monitor with this nonsense. It almost cost me my job! Damn you Jorge and your child-bearing hips!

Anyway, Mark gave a pretty cool insight on why he made such lies.

Mark Villasin: Naisip ko lang. Kaya mo ba kinakalat na lilipat na sa other network si Syd kasi wala kayong Channel 7 sa isla niyo?

Jorge Cosgayon: *gasp* Nabuking mo ako.


Anyway…

The Sydman: That's just plain wrong man. I should kick you in the nuts for saying that. Pero virtual kicking lang kasi hindi ko alam kung may overnight trip from Manila to jungle.

Jorge: Kasi diba bawal diyan ang office romance much less office nookie and office quickie? Well?

The Sydman: Dude wala ng office romance pag tatlong floors or more! Besides, in your land walang building! Bungalow na ang pinakamataas! Wala kayong tape measure diyan kaya hinlalaki lang ang gamit ninyo!!!!!

Jorge: Dude wala ng office dito kasi lahat kami telecommute! Hinlalaki lang ang damit ko in the comfort of my room! And I know you're enjoying the visual treat! Anong part kaya ng katawan ko ang tinatakpan?


Lives will forever be destroyed with this unlawful scenario.

Jorge: Atsaka dude, pano yan kung mabuking kayo? “Concerned” lang ako kasi bihira na nga mangyari sayo yan!

The Sydman: Una, hindi ko siya GF dito. We are officemates. Yun ang kasunduan ng aming relationship! But since alam na nila na “kami”, hindi na lang kami gumagawa ng mushy-creepy stuffs sa opis!

Jorge: Pucha! Pano yan? Yun na nga lang ang appeal ng office romance e! Within "Striking distance" ang cobra mo! Ay sorry, garden snake pala!

The Sydman: Ha! Funny you mentioned garden snakes kasi yan ang kinakain mo diyan sa kagubatan mo! And for the record, she's like sobrang bait so don't make fun of her!!!!

Jorge: I am not making fun of her! Alam ko na may ginamit kang “ritwal” para mabihag siya! Teka teka teka… before ang lahat, one question. And seryosong sagot ha!


I remember all the times Jorge would trap me in telling things that happened in the past. He rode in the “me having a GF” fever when it was over. He practically pigged past info that will never materialize on ever repeating and it bolts my ass to see him milking something that has seriously dried up!

Jorge: Seryoso ba to?

I had to think hard…

Jorge: Tangina ang tagal naman ng sagot! Tsk, masamang sinyales toh!

And write fast.

The Sydman: Dude six months ko siyang niligawan. Binasted niya ako sa simula pa lang at sobrang naasar ako pero bumalik ako tapos todong sinuyo ko siya! Record 6 months ang panliligaw ko! Tapos one week bago niya akong sagutin, sinabi niya sa parents niya na sinasagot na niya ako! So yeah, sobrang seryoso ako!

Was my explanation enough?

Jorge: Dude, yes or no lang naman hinihingi ko eh.

Damn it!

Jorge: So kung seryoso ka, dinala mo na ba sa tambayan?

The Sydman: Nakita na nina Geist, (name withheld upon fear of libel), Brian, Allan, Mark, and Janis pero hindi ko pa siya dinadala sa tambayan.

Jorge: Ows? Nakita na ni Allan? Hindi pa ba siya nagpapacute?


The Sydman: Sinong Allan ba ang sinasabi mo?!

Jorge: Si Ditty.

The Sydman: Akala ko Allan Canlas. Kelan pa siya naging cute??


Jorge made it sound like he had the hots for Ditty. All the moments they spent in Boracay walking hand and hand while carrying a 20-sided dice and a paper to store their hit points when they role play must have worked dividends!

Jorge: Ahhh… mahilig kasing magpa-cute sa syota yun eh. Kaya nga galit na galit si Jean dati sa kanya!

No, you’re ex was mad at Jorge because he is such a fairy.

The Sydman: By the way… how’s your chick?

Jorge: We're having fun in our little treehouse… na naka wi-fi.


He probably wasn’t kidding when he said that.

The Sydman: Na ninakaw mo sa pari? Eww. So ilang months na kayo ng chick mo?

Jorge: One year and two months. Tanong mo kung ilang months na ako dito? One year and two months… and a half.


Say what you want about this organism but chicks dig lead guitarists. Although I read somewhere that girls would rather fondle guys that strums ukuleles than rockers that plays bass.

And yeah, I made that all up.

The Sydman: At ano naman usually ang pinag-aawayan niyo?

Jorge: Kung sino ang uubos ng pizza!


Anyabang talaga ng putyaragish na ‘to.

Receiving 1 photo from Jorge...

At nagpapadala pa ng picture para makita namin ang kanyang exploits!

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Jorge: Pfft! Mamaya na lang! Bagal ng wifi ng pari! Nagsi-stream pa kasi sila ng porn eh! Sayang I'm on a roll!

Luckily it was a mere insult-laden image on how he duped Mark on saying such un-insightful stuffs.

Blah!

One reason why people shouldn't make do plugs for Valentine's Day when I am single and really angst-filled.

Also, admire the copy! If you notice, there's an awkward part... which was necessary for the konyo-like diction!

Hehe!

When ABC had the PBA...

And when Wow Maling Mali was still airing...

This happened.

Enjoy.





Ang Nakaraan: Gelo is looking for money. He wants it so bad that he is resorting to prostitution.

Actually, he’s thinking of pimping Edson.

Good… luck.

Meanwhile…

angelo santamaria: Wala ba tayong get together this Xmas?
mark villasin: Ikaw ang gagastos?
angelo santamaria: LANGYA! Ambagan na lang!
mark villasin: Tumatanggap ka ba ng lumang damit?
The Sydman: E canned goods?
dittymasters: Ragnarok in the sense na “end of the world” ng Norse mythology.

Silence.

What?

Such brilliance is prohibited from this conversation…

angelo santamaria: Sino si VIA?

Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

Via : Anong sino???
angelo : Sino si Mama Via?
Via : Si Via Chikababe! Ang HOT nun!
dittymasters: Veloso.
angelo : Ahh… oks kilala ko na! Kaso baka hindi niya ako kilala! Hi po!


Via Veloso was a 90’s sexy actress.

Geist: Si Via ay isang dating lalakeng nagbakasyon sa Thailand at nagpa-transplant.
angelo : Di ba balak din ni Mark yun?


Ginawa na rin ni Phlebas yun. If you don’t Phlebs, he is a cross between The Undertaker and N’Sync’s Lance Bass.

dittymasters: Si Mark balak magpa-sex transplant para maka-lesbo action siya sa isang babae!
angelo : Ang mga plano talaga ni Mark malufet!
Via : Nagkakamali kayo! Hindi ako yun! Yung isa diyan! Syd ano yun uli? Semi… something?


Fuck. Like what I have been copy-pasting for the past few episodes, Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

Via : Ang kyut ng tawagan nyo noon! Naa-alala mo ba ang nakaraan? Noong…
dittymasters: Via so oldskool ka naman.


That was four years ago.

Via : Baket “new” na ba ngayon? Naalala ko lang kasi yung semi-boy or girl or something! Wa epek na. Syd, sino na ba ngayon?
The Sydman: First of all, its semi-BOY. Second of all, nakita na nina Mark at Janis…


Jorge if you’re reading this you are a roody poo if you don’t believe Mark and Janis!

Geist: Nakapag-move on na si Syd.
Via : Dalhin mo sa I-Cue para may kasama naman akong chicks!


I-Cue is an internet shop where Via, Mike, and William destroy the lives of unsuspecting adolescents.

Geist: Actually lalabas siya sa cover ng bagong album entitled "Syd moving on" na ang carrier single nito ay "You made me stronger by breaking my heart" ni Regine Velasquez!
Via : Cute ba siya?
The Sydman: MAGTRABAHO NA TAYO!
Geist: Actually magpapa-survey kame kung sino ang mas maganda: yung ex niya or yung ngayon?
Via : Hmmm… pwede akong bumoto?
The Sydman: Bias ka!


Dapat lang diba? The!?!

Via : Patingin sige na!
angelo : Game! Survey with pics!
Via : Sige na Kuya Syd!
The Sydman: Sabay biglang may Kuya!
dittymasters: Uy survey! Game ako diyan! Pics please!
Via : Tapos maglalabas ako dito ng mga pics nung nakaraan tapos pagtatabihin natin tapos may listahan din sa tabi ng pros at cons!
angelo : Ok na ok yan ah! Yung parang scale of 1 to 5… atsaka may N/A sa dulo!
dittymasters: At ranking system!
angelo : Game!


Bastards…

Via : Teka lang. Bibisita ako sa Friendster ko! Ano name niya?
Geist: (name withheld upon fear of a yuppie mom) with a "K"!
The Sydman: Labas ako dito! Tomi, Gelo, Mark! Kayo mag-manage nito!
Via : Seriously? Ang hilig mo sa ngumingiyaw!
mark : Walang kadala-dala si Syd...
The Sydman: HOY!
Via : IT’S TRUE!!!
The Sydman: DI KAYA!
Via : In a relationship? So it is true…
dittymasters: Ayun eh! May pics ba Via?
Via : Teka… wala sa featured friends tapos wala pa yatang testi.


Writer’s note: Hi labs… ilalagay ko na sa featured friends section ang mukha mo. Mag-iisip pa ako ng testi… (smiley face)

Geist: Tol in fairness, Di ka bumaba sa standards mo ngayon kasi pataas ng pataas ka!
mark : Parang sinabi mo mababa level ni (name withheld upon fear of a yuppie mom)...
angelo santamaria: Ayos sa hirit Geist ah.
Geist: Bat ka affected Mark?
mark : Angels ko pareho yun ha?


Janis, Chai, and Catz (sige na nga, name reveal na kasi ang hirap mag-copy paste) are part of Mark’s Angels. For some reason, the three think of Mark as “Bosley”.

Fun fact: Lahat ng mga Angels ni Mark ay nagkaroon ng mga BF’s na adik sa PC Games. Two of them actually went on and married PC shop owners!






Admire the chicks that love geekiness!

Anyway…

Via : Oy ano yan ha! Sumbong ko kayo sa pinsan ko! Pinsan ko yun e!
Geist: May sinabi ba ako na mababa?
mark : Kasi sabi mo pataas ng pataas!
Geist: San dun ang mababa?
The Sydman: LABAS AKO DIYAN!
Via : Katz nga ba pangalan?
Geist: Clue. Starts with a letter “C” din.
The Sydman: At hindi Choleng ang name niya!
dittymasters: Parang Showbiz Lingo to ah!
Via : Ok Catlolo… ay hindi nga pala.


Sa apat nilang magba-barkada/pinsan si Via na yung pangatlo sa pinaka-maganda.

dittymasters: Center of attention ka na naman Syd!
Via : Catheri… mali! Tapos na yun!

Correction: siya na ang pinaka-panget.

Via : Siret na!

Then they all went to my newest much-more superb website http://www.sydrified.blogspot.com/

Content Warning The blog that you are about to view may contain content only suitable for adults.

mark : Yak! Ano to? Puro batang naka-Speedo!!! SYD!!!!
Via : Hala...
mark : sabi na e..
dittymasters: Oh c'mon!

Shitty bastards…

END


Gelo suddenly came buzzing that he has an important announcement.


angelo santamaria: Sino pwedeng magpa-utang ng 100 thousand pesos dyan? Sino ang pwedeng magpa-utang? Wag lang 5-6. Ikaw Dits, pautang 100K!


We all are yuppies... without responsibility... without mouths to feed... basically throwing our earnings so we can get hot things...


dittymasters: Zenny ba yan?

Zenny = online gaming term.

angelo santamaria: Para makapag-open pa ng isang tindahan sa province…
mark villasin: hmm.. Tumatanggap ka ba ng manok?
angelo santamaria: Hmm 100K worth ng manok? Naku hirap naman. Ico-convert ko pa yan.


May restaurant sila sa probinsya. E may nag-open na lote. Plano nilang kunin. For expansion daw.

Here’s a thought: one thing that’s lacking in these out-of-town journeys are eateries na may katabing MOTEL!

Bwehehehehe…

Uhurm.

mark villasin: Sa 25k may pisbulan ka na…
angelo santamaria: Need ko na ang pera by this month! Need ko 100K pa! Sino pwede pautang? May FREE Handjob pag nag bayad!

No.

angelo santamaria: Langya naman kasi sina erpat… akala mo napupulot lang ang pera…
mark villasin: si (name withheld upon request for fear of libel) atsaka (name withheld upon request for fear of libel) niya..
angelo santamaria: Oo nga pala pwede! Kausapin ko muna erpat ko at luluwas daw siya bukas! Akala yata may baul ako ng kayamanan…
mark villasin: Try mo rin sina William atsaka si Mike!

William is a rich Chinese guy that will always curse you because he is your friend. Mike is Via’s BF. Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

The Sydman: Si William merong chicks pero walang manok yun.
tomi tavanlar: Si (name withheld upon request for fear of libel) walang 100k. I’m sure of that.
Via de Guzman: Ay wag si Mike kasi balak niyang manghiram sayo ng 500k.
mark villasin: Si Hyubs!!! Mayaman lolo nun di ba? Superhero pa!!

Walang tatalo kay Hyubs. Period.

The Sydman: Gelo tambay ka sa Circle!

The Quezon City Memorial Circle is located at the heart of the municipality. It is near its City Hall and it has four main roads encircling it. It is also the place where almost all the government offices reside.

It is also a Fiesta place for all the fags in the metro.

If you see a guy standing in a post near a government office… wearing black sando...


angelo santamaria: Langya! Warak pwet ko niyan!
The Sydman: Seryoso! Hanap ka ng mayamang badaf!
angelo santamaria: Sige ipa-pa-in ko si Hyubs? Sana may pumatol…

Unless that gay has lowered expectations.

tomi tavanlar: Tol si Brain maraming pera.
erisedbrain: Oi!

Brain is not gay by the way.

The Sydman: Papatulan siya ni Brain?
angelo santamaria: BRAIN! Pautang 100K para mabawasan pera mo!

erisedbrain has left the conference.

angelo santamaria: Langya, iniwan nako ni brain. Braiiinn 100K peram!!!!!
mark villasin: Wala na nga brain di ba? Mag-abroad ka muna. Domestic helper ka sa Macau. Kuha yan ng one week! Sabayan mo lang ng benta ng laman!
angelo santamaria: Asikasuhin ko na papers ko…
dittymasters: Gawin mo ginagawa ni Syd!

Kompetisyon yan.

angelo santamaria: Saan ba nagbebenta ng laman si Syd?

Loko lang. Hindi ko ginagawa yun.

(Nakalimutan ko baka mabasa din ‘to ng GF ko.)

mark villasin: O kaya tambay ka sa sine ng Last Full Show…
The Sydman: …ng Ever Recto.

Eww.

angelo santamaria: Puro mahihirap ang mga bading dun eh!

There are two sets of gay benefactors: there are the ones that own small businesses such as beauticians, dress makers, and owners of computer shops (*cough* William *cough*)

And then there are the gay benefactors that find their worth through directing, producing, managing, and even acting.

Choose the latter.

The Sydman: Wag kang tumambay sa mg Tagalog movies. Kahit Star Cinema pa yan mahirap lang ang mga yan!
angelo santamaria: “Sir BJ 50 pesos lang”! Baka ako pa singilin nun e!
mark villasin: “Sir saya? Gusto niyo ng saya?”
dittymasters: So you need about 2000 BJs?

Do the math people. Do. The. Math.

angelo santamaria: 2000? Grabe naman yun! Tulungan niyo ako! Sumabay kayo para kumonti!

That’s funny.

No.

mark villasin: Edson, Dulay, stalker ni Pototoy… dun ka magstart.
dittymasters: Kelangan mag-praktis ka muna…
mark villasin: …para discreet.
Via de Guzman: Ambabastos! Kaya niyo ba ako in-invite dito para marinig ang mga kalaswaan niyo!?! Hindi na kayo nahiya sa babae…

She’s right.

Anyway…

angelo santamaria: Edi sina Edson na lang gawin kong Manwhore! Ako na lang manager at least kikita rin sila.
mark villasin: 10 percent lang yun.
The Sydman: 10 lang?
angelo santamaria: Ibang managerial strategy ko kaya medyo malaki cut ko. And masipag naman sila eh…

Gelo was the other person that helped me strategized in making JORGE.

Not the person… just the product.

tomi tavanlar: Pucha kabadingan na naman ngayon! Syd! Akala ko ba lalake ka na ulit?
Via de Guzman: Ay may sugestion ako! Alam ko malaki nakuha niya! May raket dati si Bio. Something that involves a helmet

Helmet?

Somebody said helmet?

angelo santamaria: Ayun Para sa GF ni Syd! Need helmet? Selling HELMET syd 100K!

Mga hayup kayo…

TO BE CONTINUED.








(THE FOLLOWING EVENTS TOOK PLACE LAST NOV 12 2008)

After three months, the conference conversation returns!

erisedbrain has joined the conference.
angelo santamaria has joined the conference.
mark villasin has joined the conference.
dittymasters has joined the conference.
tomi tavanlar has joined the conference.

mark villasin: No…
tomi tavanlar: WTF!?!
dittymasters: Ano ‘to?
erisedbrain: ....

And everybody is fuckin’ giddy!

dittymasters: Wait lang… nagluluto ako sa baba eh!
mark villasin: BOOO!!!
tomi tavanlar: Magtrabaho kayo! Chat ng chat!
mark villasin: Ikaw din e… opinion ko lang…
erisedbrain: Boss lurking behind my desk! Silent mode… ON!

Brain just landed a job as a law firm guy (for lack of better term). His bosses are homos… which makes his firm a cross between Will and Grace and Queer Eye.

It could also be a cross between all the indie movies in the Philippines made by gay directors…

The Sydman: Sabihin mo sa boss mo, “Go fuck other men”!
mark villasin: “Would you like to spank me boss? I’m a very bad boy...”
erisedbrain: Tado…

Via de Guzman has joined the conference.

The Sydman: Tara! Usap na tayo tungkol sa bagong charismatic group na sasalihan natin.

Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

Via de Guzman: Sino kayang manapak ng babae sa inyo?
mark villasin: Syd!!!!
erisedbrain: Sydrick is a mutant hermaphrodite! Because he has two vaginas!

Just because I work in a channel DOES NOT MEAN I am gay!

Girlish perhaps…

Via de Guzman: Labas si Syd dito!
tomi tavanlar: Bakit mo natanong?
Via de Guzman: Hanap ko ay isang LALAKING marunong manapak ng babae!
tomi tavanlar: Panget ba yung babae?
Via de Guzman: Panget ang kalooban niya.
The Sydman: Hehe... walang boobs!
Via de Guzman: Kausap ko YM e!
mark villasin: paholdap mo!!!!
Via de Guzman: Sakto pagreply ko, nag-invite si Syd dito kaya chini-chismis ko siya ngayon!
The Sydman: Sabihin mo kay gelo yung pangalan! Tapos aanakan niya!
mark villasin: Go! go! go!

FLASHBACK!

edessa ortiz: hi Via!
edessa ortiz: we'll be depositing the reservation fee later
edessa ortiz: and what bank do i deposit the fee?
edessa ortiz: tagal magreply ng lintik na Via e

BACK TO NORMAL!

The Sydman: hahahahahaha!!!
tomi tavanlar: Mukhang malalim ang pinag-ugatan niyan ha…
Via de Guzman: At ang galing ko, dahil pagkakakitaan, hindi ako umimik! Natuklasan ko ambait ko pala

Well no…

FLASHBACK! (unedited)

edessa ortiz: hi Via!
edessa ortiz: we'll be depositing the reservation fee later
edessa ortiz: and what bank do i deposit the fee?
edessa ortiz: tagal magreply ng lintik na Via e
Via de Guzman: i thought u took the acct # na
Via de Guzman: Randombank acct #3XX-8QX9-02XXX-0
Via de Guzman: (name withhold to protect), Congressional branch if they ask
Via de Guzman: sorry for the delay
edessa ortiz: i'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy! haha. my friend typed it sory

I should do more of this flashback thing…

BACK TO NORMAL!

tomi tavanlar: Lintik ka pala?
The Sydman: (name withhold to protect)?
tomi tavanlar: Sino si (name withhold to protect)? Hmmmm…
mark villasin: Mom nya. Edessa Ortiz ang kalaban mga katoto…
tomi tavanlar: Paliligpit na ba natin yan?
The Sydman: Pwede ba naming i-hack account number na yun?
mark villasin: sa nanay nga nya yun!!!!
tomi tavanlar: Pakita mo nga Friendster niyan! nak ng...
angelo santamaria: Alangya Tomi! Mga hirit mo talaga!
The Sydman: Pero maganda ba? Taena! Sabihin nga natin kay gelo na anakan yung babae! Wasakin ang bahay wiwi!
mark villasin: Pagkatapos ipa-date natin kay Dulay!!!

Dulay, is our brusko barkada. He looks like the head of Will Devaughn… the OTHER head of Will Devaughn…

The Sydman: Demonyo ka Mark! Pumatay ba yan ng tao! Wag ganun!
mark villasin: Pakilala kay Hubs?






Hyubs is like a raccoon... that's emo.




The Sydman: demonyo pa rin ang hirit mo mark! tumitira ba yan ng kambeng?????
mark villasin: Basta ang kasalanan dapat walang patawad!!!! Sa impiyerno na siya mag-sisi!!!
The Sydman: Tae-han mo kotse mark. Maganda na yun.
Via de Guzman: Natawa ako ng onti kasi 'typing a msg' tapos mawawala… mag-iisip siya ng magandang excuse for her baaad behavior. Sana pinatulan ko no? Lintik pala ha!
The Sydman: Via kung papatulan mo yun, edi... teka, maganda ba???

Catfight?

Via de Guzman: Ewan ko!! Add mo sa YM edessa05! May profile pic siya o kaya search mo sa Multiply edessa05 din username!
tomi tavanlar: Mukhang matanda na yan…
The Sydman: Mark! Para sayo yan!

Mark has a thing for extremely cougar-looking cougars…

mark villasin: Ikaw via? Mahirap na pag nakita namin. Tama na yung husga mo..
The Sydman: Boss ba yan?
Via de Guzman: Anong boss? Basta customer sya!
The Sydman: Mark pwede ka diyan!
mark villasin: Lakas ng loob nyan! Tunay ba pera nyan? Kung makaasta... parang nabili ka nya a!
Via de Guzman: Sabihin ko, “You can curse me all you want, basta money down”!
The Sydman: Yan din ba ang sinasabi ni Mike pag tumatambay siya sa circle?
mark villasin: Wish mo lang masabihan ka rin niyan sa circle no, Syd?
The Sydman: Tangna, tatlong beses na akong umiikot pero wala pa rin! Malay ko bang kailangan pala na naka-black ka!
Via de Guzman: Anong circle?
The Sydman: qc circle... preferably 10 onwards. Hehe naging busy lahat.

If you think this is happy, wait ‘til you get to the second part!

TO BE CONTINUED

When I was still in ABC, I was tasked to do a plug on this Robin Padilla-starrer.

In this plug, you will find out ways to not get your dream date to go to the prom with you.

90's action movie writers are awesome!

Here's one of my favorite ABC plugs (this was before the TV5 metamorphosis).

QUICKPLUG: For some reason I need to always watch Shock Attack, Midnight DJ, and My MVP...

Unfortunately this plug did not air because it did not have my boss' go signal (one thing I have yet to get 'til this day). Nonetheless I got a MPEG copy of it and I inserted it on my portfolio. Why do I adore this? This was one of those plugs that I single-handedly created. I think my editor was either drunk or sleepy... or oversexed...

Also, you know that I wrote the copy of the plug, right?

If you view this, you'll see the OTHER reason why this never made the air.

- ALL YOU NEED IS A BIG DOSE OF VITAMIN SYD