DEATH TO A CUSTOMER









(THE FOLLOWING EVENTS TOOK PLACE LAST NOV 12 2008)

After three months, the conference conversation returns!

erisedbrain has joined the conference.
angelo santamaria has joined the conference.
mark villasin has joined the conference.
dittymasters has joined the conference.
tomi tavanlar has joined the conference.

mark villasin: No…
tomi tavanlar: WTF!?!
dittymasters: Ano ‘to?
erisedbrain: ....

And everybody is fuckin’ giddy!

dittymasters: Wait lang… nagluluto ako sa baba eh!
mark villasin: BOOO!!!
tomi tavanlar: Magtrabaho kayo! Chat ng chat!
mark villasin: Ikaw din e… opinion ko lang…
erisedbrain: Boss lurking behind my desk! Silent mode… ON!

Brain just landed a job as a law firm guy (for lack of better term). His bosses are homos… which makes his firm a cross between Will and Grace and Queer Eye.

It could also be a cross between all the indie movies in the Philippines made by gay directors…

The Sydman: Sabihin mo sa boss mo, “Go fuck other men”!
mark villasin: “Would you like to spank me boss? I’m a very bad boy...”
erisedbrain: Tado…

Via de Guzman has joined the conference.

The Sydman: Tara! Usap na tayo tungkol sa bagong charismatic group na sasalihan natin.

Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

Via de Guzman: Sino kayang manapak ng babae sa inyo?
mark villasin: Syd!!!!
erisedbrain: Sydrick is a mutant hermaphrodite! Because he has two vaginas!

Just because I work in a channel DOES NOT MEAN I am gay!

Girlish perhaps…

Via de Guzman: Labas si Syd dito!
tomi tavanlar: Bakit mo natanong?
Via de Guzman: Hanap ko ay isang LALAKING marunong manapak ng babae!
tomi tavanlar: Panget ba yung babae?
Via de Guzman: Panget ang kalooban niya.
The Sydman: Hehe... walang boobs!
Via de Guzman: Kausap ko YM e!
mark villasin: paholdap mo!!!!
Via de Guzman: Sakto pagreply ko, nag-invite si Syd dito kaya chini-chismis ko siya ngayon!
The Sydman: Sabihin mo kay gelo yung pangalan! Tapos aanakan niya!
mark villasin: Go! go! go!

FLASHBACK!

edessa ortiz: hi Via!
edessa ortiz: we'll be depositing the reservation fee later
edessa ortiz: and what bank do i deposit the fee?
edessa ortiz: tagal magreply ng lintik na Via e

BACK TO NORMAL!

The Sydman: hahahahahaha!!!
tomi tavanlar: Mukhang malalim ang pinag-ugatan niyan ha…
Via de Guzman: At ang galing ko, dahil pagkakakitaan, hindi ako umimik! Natuklasan ko ambait ko pala

Well no…

FLASHBACK! (unedited)

edessa ortiz: hi Via!
edessa ortiz: we'll be depositing the reservation fee later
edessa ortiz: and what bank do i deposit the fee?
edessa ortiz: tagal magreply ng lintik na Via e
Via de Guzman: i thought u took the acct # na
Via de Guzman: Randombank acct #3XX-8QX9-02XXX-0
Via de Guzman: (name withhold to protect), Congressional branch if they ask
Via de Guzman: sorry for the delay
edessa ortiz: i'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy! haha. my friend typed it sory

I should do more of this flashback thing…

BACK TO NORMAL!

tomi tavanlar: Lintik ka pala?
The Sydman: (name withhold to protect)?
tomi tavanlar: Sino si (name withhold to protect)? Hmmmm…
mark villasin: Mom nya. Edessa Ortiz ang kalaban mga katoto…
tomi tavanlar: Paliligpit na ba natin yan?
The Sydman: Pwede ba naming i-hack account number na yun?
mark villasin: sa nanay nga nya yun!!!!
tomi tavanlar: Pakita mo nga Friendster niyan! nak ng...
angelo santamaria: Alangya Tomi! Mga hirit mo talaga!
The Sydman: Pero maganda ba? Taena! Sabihin nga natin kay gelo na anakan yung babae! Wasakin ang bahay wiwi!
mark villasin: Pagkatapos ipa-date natin kay Dulay!!!

Dulay, is our brusko barkada. He looks like the head of Will Devaughn… the OTHER head of Will Devaughn…

The Sydman: Demonyo ka Mark! Pumatay ba yan ng tao! Wag ganun!
mark villasin: Pakilala kay Hubs?






Hyubs is like a raccoon... that's emo.




The Sydman: demonyo pa rin ang hirit mo mark! tumitira ba yan ng kambeng?????
mark villasin: Basta ang kasalanan dapat walang patawad!!!! Sa impiyerno na siya mag-sisi!!!
The Sydman: Tae-han mo kotse mark. Maganda na yun.
Via de Guzman: Natawa ako ng onti kasi 'typing a msg' tapos mawawala… mag-iisip siya ng magandang excuse for her baaad behavior. Sana pinatulan ko no? Lintik pala ha!
The Sydman: Via kung papatulan mo yun, edi... teka, maganda ba???

Catfight?

Via de Guzman: Ewan ko!! Add mo sa YM edessa05! May profile pic siya o kaya search mo sa Multiply edessa05 din username!
tomi tavanlar: Mukhang matanda na yan…
The Sydman: Mark! Para sayo yan!

Mark has a thing for extremely cougar-looking cougars…

mark villasin: Ikaw via? Mahirap na pag nakita namin. Tama na yung husga mo..
The Sydman: Boss ba yan?
Via de Guzman: Anong boss? Basta customer sya!
The Sydman: Mark pwede ka diyan!
mark villasin: Lakas ng loob nyan! Tunay ba pera nyan? Kung makaasta... parang nabili ka nya a!
Via de Guzman: Sabihin ko, “You can curse me all you want, basta money down”!
The Sydman: Yan din ba ang sinasabi ni Mike pag tumatambay siya sa circle?
mark villasin: Wish mo lang masabihan ka rin niyan sa circle no, Syd?
The Sydman: Tangna, tatlong beses na akong umiikot pero wala pa rin! Malay ko bang kailangan pala na naka-black ka!
Via de Guzman: Anong circle?
The Sydman: qc circle... preferably 10 onwards. Hehe naging busy lahat.

If you think this is happy, wait ‘til you get to the second part!

TO BE CONTINUED

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