ETO NA NAMAN THE "NEW" VERSION





Ang Nakaraan: Gelo is looking for money. He wants it so bad that he is resorting to prostitution.

Actually, he’s thinking of pimping Edson.

Good… luck.

Meanwhile…

angelo santamaria: Wala ba tayong get together this Xmas?
mark villasin: Ikaw ang gagastos?
angelo santamaria: LANGYA! Ambagan na lang!
mark villasin: Tumatanggap ka ba ng lumang damit?
The Sydman: E canned goods?
dittymasters: Ragnarok in the sense na “end of the world” ng Norse mythology.

Silence.

What?

Such brilliance is prohibited from this conversation…

angelo santamaria: Sino si VIA?

Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

Via : Anong sino???
angelo : Sino si Mama Via?
Via : Si Via Chikababe! Ang HOT nun!
dittymasters: Veloso.
angelo : Ahh… oks kilala ko na! Kaso baka hindi niya ako kilala! Hi po!


Via Veloso was a 90’s sexy actress.

Geist: Si Via ay isang dating lalakeng nagbakasyon sa Thailand at nagpa-transplant.
angelo : Di ba balak din ni Mark yun?


Ginawa na rin ni Phlebas yun. If you don’t Phlebs, he is a cross between The Undertaker and N’Sync’s Lance Bass.

dittymasters: Si Mark balak magpa-sex transplant para maka-lesbo action siya sa isang babae!
angelo : Ang mga plano talaga ni Mark malufet!
Via : Nagkakamali kayo! Hindi ako yun! Yung isa diyan! Syd ano yun uli? Semi… something?


Fuck. Like what I have been copy-pasting for the past few episodes, Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

Via : Ang kyut ng tawagan nyo noon! Naa-alala mo ba ang nakaraan? Noong…
dittymasters: Via so oldskool ka naman.


That was four years ago.

Via : Baket “new” na ba ngayon? Naalala ko lang kasi yung semi-boy or girl or something! Wa epek na. Syd, sino na ba ngayon?
The Sydman: First of all, its semi-BOY. Second of all, nakita na nina Mark at Janis…


Jorge if you’re reading this you are a roody poo if you don’t believe Mark and Janis!

Geist: Nakapag-move on na si Syd.
Via : Dalhin mo sa I-Cue para may kasama naman akong chicks!


I-Cue is an internet shop where Via, Mike, and William destroy the lives of unsuspecting adolescents.

Geist: Actually lalabas siya sa cover ng bagong album entitled "Syd moving on" na ang carrier single nito ay "You made me stronger by breaking my heart" ni Regine Velasquez!
Via : Cute ba siya?
The Sydman: MAGTRABAHO NA TAYO!
Geist: Actually magpapa-survey kame kung sino ang mas maganda: yung ex niya or yung ngayon?
Via : Hmmm… pwede akong bumoto?
The Sydman: Bias ka!


Dapat lang diba? The!?!

Via : Patingin sige na!
angelo : Game! Survey with pics!
Via : Sige na Kuya Syd!
The Sydman: Sabay biglang may Kuya!
dittymasters: Uy survey! Game ako diyan! Pics please!
Via : Tapos maglalabas ako dito ng mga pics nung nakaraan tapos pagtatabihin natin tapos may listahan din sa tabi ng pros at cons!
angelo : Ok na ok yan ah! Yung parang scale of 1 to 5… atsaka may N/A sa dulo!
dittymasters: At ranking system!
angelo : Game!


Bastards…

Via : Teka lang. Bibisita ako sa Friendster ko! Ano name niya?
Geist: (name withheld upon fear of a yuppie mom) with a "K"!
The Sydman: Labas ako dito! Tomi, Gelo, Mark! Kayo mag-manage nito!
Via : Seriously? Ang hilig mo sa ngumingiyaw!
mark : Walang kadala-dala si Syd...
The Sydman: HOY!
Via : IT’S TRUE!!!
The Sydman: DI KAYA!
Via : In a relationship? So it is true…
dittymasters: Ayun eh! May pics ba Via?
Via : Teka… wala sa featured friends tapos wala pa yatang testi.


Writer’s note: Hi labs… ilalagay ko na sa featured friends section ang mukha mo. Mag-iisip pa ako ng testi… (smiley face)

Geist: Tol in fairness, Di ka bumaba sa standards mo ngayon kasi pataas ng pataas ka!
mark : Parang sinabi mo mababa level ni (name withheld upon fear of a yuppie mom)...
angelo santamaria: Ayos sa hirit Geist ah.
Geist: Bat ka affected Mark?
mark : Angels ko pareho yun ha?


Janis, Chai, and Catz (sige na nga, name reveal na kasi ang hirap mag-copy paste) are part of Mark’s Angels. For some reason, the three think of Mark as “Bosley”.

Fun fact: Lahat ng mga Angels ni Mark ay nagkaroon ng mga BF’s na adik sa PC Games. Two of them actually went on and married PC shop owners!






Admire the chicks that love geekiness!

Anyway…

Via : Oy ano yan ha! Sumbong ko kayo sa pinsan ko! Pinsan ko yun e!
Geist: May sinabi ba ako na mababa?
mark : Kasi sabi mo pataas ng pataas!
Geist: San dun ang mababa?
The Sydman: LABAS AKO DIYAN!
Via : Katz nga ba pangalan?
Geist: Clue. Starts with a letter “C” din.
The Sydman: At hindi Choleng ang name niya!
dittymasters: Parang Showbiz Lingo to ah!
Via : Ok Catlolo… ay hindi nga pala.


Sa apat nilang magba-barkada/pinsan si Via na yung pangatlo sa pinaka-maganda.

dittymasters: Center of attention ka na naman Syd!
Via : Catheri… mali! Tapos na yun!

Correction: siya na ang pinaka-panget.

Via : Siret na!

Then they all went to my newest much-more superb website http://www.sydrified.blogspot.com/

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mark : Yak! Ano to? Puro batang naka-Speedo!!! SYD!!!!
Via : Hala...
mark : sabi na e..
dittymasters: Oh c'mon!

Shitty bastards…

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