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At the latest display of technological advancement, one thing seriously reeks of crappiness.

Foreigners.

Damn right, nothing racist about this phrase. It’s just there are a lot of YM buzzes, Friendster Who Viewed Me, and Multiply page hunts coming from people that you shouldn’t care about.

Here’s one example. I was talking to Mark about one of my T-shirts…

mark villasin: May nakita ako. Masmalaking Titik "O" niya kesa sayo.

That is sooooo untrue.

The Sydman: Ulol. Sino yun?
mark villasin: Nasalubong ko sa SM. Wag mo ng isusuot yan doon at baka makumpara ka!
The Sydman: European ba yan?
mark villasin: Lokal.
The Sydman: May Israeli blood?
mark villasin: Wala pero mukhang Pangasinensen. Dakel talaga Titik “O” niya.
The Sydman: Sino yun???
mark villasin: Hindi ko nga kilala! Akala ko nga ikaw lang meron nun!

Sa lahat ng Branded, My T-Shirt Project, at Spoofs outlets… andaming ganon!

Free plugging.

GUMAWA NA KAYO NG ABANGAN ANG SUSUNOD NA KABANATA SHIRT!

The Sydman: Malamang may mga bumibili din nun… pero peke lang silang lahat. Sa work may nagsusuot din… propsman. Pero unlike me, di niya kayang dalhin.
mark villasin: So siya suot niya. Ikaw… dala mo lang?

Idiot…

Then this happened.

BUZZ!!!

The Sydman: Sino ka?
perak area: BOOOOOM!
The Sydman: Seryoso. Hindi kita kilala.
perak area: Speak in English OK?
The Sydman: Who you?
perak area: You what?
The Sydman: TAENA!
perak area: You’re a female right?
The Sydman: Tangina sino nga toh????
perak area: speak English please. OK?
The Sydman: Titi mo may kuko!
perak area: Dancing Furry Panda!
The Sydman: Puta ayoko na!
perak area: I don’t understand what you said!

Bastard.

Anyway, why am I so giddy on foreigners? I am in dire search for a blogsite that would suit my needs. Multiply is banned from my office and the mere fact that it’s ran by Kapamilya people is pissing me off. However, I can’t seem to get my contacts to get into my new account. Facebook is more of Friendster Deux when I tried it. I was about to close it when I suddenly visited one of my friend’s account.

The Sydman: Nandyan ka pa?
erisedbrain: Oo.
The Sydman: Gumawa ako ng Facebook kasi naghahanap ako ng magandang blogsite. Tapos i saw this!

The Sydman: Marco Dulay and Pektuz Theoneandonly are now friends.Options
More About MarcoLess About MarcoMore Friend StoriesFewer Friend StoriesOptionsMarco Dulay and Alli Tobba are now friends.Options
More About MarcoLess About MarcoMore Friend StoriesFewer Friend StoriesOptionsMarco Dulay and Ida Fransson are now friends.Options
More About MarcoLess About MarcoMore Friend StoriesFewer Friend StoriesOptionsMarco Dulay and Stephen Jonathan Arkless are now friends.Options
More About MarcoLess About MarcoMore Friend StoriesFewer Friend StoriesOptionsMarco Dulay and Jacob Borja are now friends.Options
More About MarcoLess About MarcoMore Friend StoriesFewer Friend StoriesOptionsMarco Dulay and Dill Clarence are now friends.Options
More About MarcoLess About MarcoMore Friend StoriesFewer Friend Stor

erisedbrain: Bunch of words… text block… Not interested.

Copy-pasting Facebook threads DOES NOT WORK!

erisedbrain: Link.
The Sydman: Hmmm teka...
erisedbrain: Wait…
erisedbrain: No.

For people that don’t know me… I won’t suggest things if they can’t have the chance to spiral out of the ordinary.

Marco Dulay and Pektuz Theoneandonly are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Alli Tobba are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Ida Fransson are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Andreas Bougiouklis are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Syamsul Nazmi are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Stephen Jonathan Arkless are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Jacob Borja are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Dill Clarence are now friends.

The Sydman: Who knew Dulay had a lot of foreigner friends?
erisedbrain: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dulay, if you must know, looks like the head of Will Devaughn.

The OTHER head.

The Sydman: Tapos look at Dulay's Facebook... nagsu-surf siya ng topless. Imagine his super will devaughn figure... topless... sheer hotness!

MUST SEE THIS

tomi tavanlar: Puta! Julay!
erisedbrain: Keep it to yourself!
tomi tavanlar: Tangina mo wag mung sirain gabi ko!
The Sydman: Who KNEW Dulay had foreigner friends?
tomi tavanlar: Oo nga… tol… iba na si Dulay! Ayaw ng Friendster! Facebook para may class!
erisedbrain: No. I refuse to look into gay kiddie porn!

Marco Dulay and Frank Yalumba are now friends.
Marco Dulay and Alex Shipov are now friends.

The Sydman: The list seems to be updating by itself!
erisedbrain: Damn you.
The Sydman: This is sooooo coool!!!
erisedbrain: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Per Egil Haram are now friends.
Russ Moore are now friends.
George Maropakis are now friends.

The Sydman: It continues! Dulay is an online superstar!
erisedbrain: Dude… fuck you.
The Sydman: Teka, ano nga ba ang work ni Dulay???? Ano ba talaga trabaho ni Dulay???
tomi tavanlar: Tikol boy. Kung wala ka taga-tikol, pupunta siya sa bahay mo… tapos siya ang gagawa! Kasi ang marketing style niya "I’m Dulay! Iba ang grip ko!!! WANNA TRY ME!!!"
The Sydman: Pero hindi kaya si Dulay ay nagpapa-webcam??? Tangna pare! Si Dulay ba ay si Juliana Palermo sa www.xxx.com??? Yyung movie na kasama sina Angelu de Leon at Gary Estrada???
tomi tavanlar: Pero may extra bayad kung pina-costume mo siya.
The Sydman: Tulad ng isang cheetah?

Which is superbly icky.

The Sydman: O mais?

Which is seriously ickier.

Okay, so figured out that Dulay has this Mob Wars and Online Poker application inserted in his Facebook account which enables him to coast on names known basically through kiddie porn sites.

So for those Slavic, Baltic, English, Scandinavian, Irish, Icelandic, Gaelic, Celtic, Nordic, Swiss-ic friends of Dulay, my apologies.

But Mark also told me that Dulay loves to dance on those Tagalized jumpy tunes.

So as far as I am concerned, you are all Dulay’s old foreign male benefactors.

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