EXTRA INCOME



Gelo suddenly came buzzing that he has an important announcement.


angelo santamaria: Sino pwedeng magpa-utang ng 100 thousand pesos dyan? Sino ang pwedeng magpa-utang? Wag lang 5-6. Ikaw Dits, pautang 100K!


We all are yuppies... without responsibility... without mouths to feed... basically throwing our earnings so we can get hot things...


dittymasters: Zenny ba yan?

Zenny = online gaming term.

angelo santamaria: Para makapag-open pa ng isang tindahan sa province…
mark villasin: hmm.. Tumatanggap ka ba ng manok?
angelo santamaria: Hmm 100K worth ng manok? Naku hirap naman. Ico-convert ko pa yan.


May restaurant sila sa probinsya. E may nag-open na lote. Plano nilang kunin. For expansion daw.

Here’s a thought: one thing that’s lacking in these out-of-town journeys are eateries na may katabing MOTEL!

Bwehehehehe…

Uhurm.

mark villasin: Sa 25k may pisbulan ka na…
angelo santamaria: Need ko na ang pera by this month! Need ko 100K pa! Sino pwede pautang? May FREE Handjob pag nag bayad!

No.

angelo santamaria: Langya naman kasi sina erpat… akala mo napupulot lang ang pera…
mark villasin: si (name withheld upon request for fear of libel) atsaka (name withheld upon request for fear of libel) niya..
angelo santamaria: Oo nga pala pwede! Kausapin ko muna erpat ko at luluwas daw siya bukas! Akala yata may baul ako ng kayamanan…
mark villasin: Try mo rin sina William atsaka si Mike!

William is a rich Chinese guy that will always curse you because he is your friend. Mike is Via’s BF. Via, as mentioned is my ex’s cousin. Her boyfriend is the guy that starred as a one-eyed giant in some episode of Hiraya Manawari. People should remember him as the gay that gave a starving granny half a Fita… which prompts the granny (that turned into a fairy) to grant him half a sportscar (yung Red!).

The Sydman: Si William merong chicks pero walang manok yun.
tomi tavanlar: Si (name withheld upon request for fear of libel) walang 100k. I’m sure of that.
Via de Guzman: Ay wag si Mike kasi balak niyang manghiram sayo ng 500k.
mark villasin: Si Hyubs!!! Mayaman lolo nun di ba? Superhero pa!!

Walang tatalo kay Hyubs. Period.

The Sydman: Gelo tambay ka sa Circle!

The Quezon City Memorial Circle is located at the heart of the municipality. It is near its City Hall and it has four main roads encircling it. It is also the place where almost all the government offices reside.

It is also a Fiesta place for all the fags in the metro.

If you see a guy standing in a post near a government office… wearing black sando...


angelo santamaria: Langya! Warak pwet ko niyan!
The Sydman: Seryoso! Hanap ka ng mayamang badaf!
angelo santamaria: Sige ipa-pa-in ko si Hyubs? Sana may pumatol…

Unless that gay has lowered expectations.

tomi tavanlar: Tol si Brain maraming pera.
erisedbrain: Oi!

Brain is not gay by the way.

The Sydman: Papatulan siya ni Brain?
angelo santamaria: BRAIN! Pautang 100K para mabawasan pera mo!

erisedbrain has left the conference.

angelo santamaria: Langya, iniwan nako ni brain. Braiiinn 100K peram!!!!!
mark villasin: Wala na nga brain di ba? Mag-abroad ka muna. Domestic helper ka sa Macau. Kuha yan ng one week! Sabayan mo lang ng benta ng laman!
angelo santamaria: Asikasuhin ko na papers ko…
dittymasters: Gawin mo ginagawa ni Syd!

Kompetisyon yan.

angelo santamaria: Saan ba nagbebenta ng laman si Syd?

Loko lang. Hindi ko ginagawa yun.

(Nakalimutan ko baka mabasa din ‘to ng GF ko.)

mark villasin: O kaya tambay ka sa sine ng Last Full Show…
The Sydman: …ng Ever Recto.

Eww.

angelo santamaria: Puro mahihirap ang mga bading dun eh!

There are two sets of gay benefactors: there are the ones that own small businesses such as beauticians, dress makers, and owners of computer shops (*cough* William *cough*)

And then there are the gay benefactors that find their worth through directing, producing, managing, and even acting.

Choose the latter.

The Sydman: Wag kang tumambay sa mg Tagalog movies. Kahit Star Cinema pa yan mahirap lang ang mga yan!
angelo santamaria: “Sir BJ 50 pesos lang”! Baka ako pa singilin nun e!
mark villasin: “Sir saya? Gusto niyo ng saya?”
dittymasters: So you need about 2000 BJs?

Do the math people. Do. The. Math.

angelo santamaria: 2000? Grabe naman yun! Tulungan niyo ako! Sumabay kayo para kumonti!

That’s funny.

No.

mark villasin: Edson, Dulay, stalker ni Pototoy… dun ka magstart.
dittymasters: Kelangan mag-praktis ka muna…
mark villasin: …para discreet.
Via de Guzman: Ambabastos! Kaya niyo ba ako in-invite dito para marinig ang mga kalaswaan niyo!?! Hindi na kayo nahiya sa babae…

She’s right.

Anyway…

angelo santamaria: Edi sina Edson na lang gawin kong Manwhore! Ako na lang manager at least kikita rin sila.
mark villasin: 10 percent lang yun.
The Sydman: 10 lang?
angelo santamaria: Ibang managerial strategy ko kaya medyo malaki cut ko. And masipag naman sila eh…

Gelo was the other person that helped me strategized in making JORGE.

Not the person… just the product.

tomi tavanlar: Pucha kabadingan na naman ngayon! Syd! Akala ko ba lalake ka na ulit?
Via de Guzman: Ay may sugestion ako! Alam ko malaki nakuha niya! May raket dati si Bio. Something that involves a helmet

Helmet?

Somebody said helmet?

angelo santamaria: Ayun Para sa GF ni Syd! Need helmet? Selling HELMET syd 100K!

Mga hayup kayo…

TO BE CONTINUED.

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