GUMILING KA… BAD BOY OF THE DANCE FLOOR.




From the character tag, you will think that this write up is meant for Mark Herras.

No.

And by the title, you’ll probably hope that this will be an announcement of an upcoming movie which will stars Chuck Perez and Shiela Ysrael.

Hell no.

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Knowing you, nothing is safe.

I am still looking at copyright laws…

By the way, in order to make this read more extremely awesome, I would like to thank myself for the seriously enormous data that I have stored in almost two years of blogging!

The Sydman: I wonder my life if I didn't do Communication Arts...
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Its either you’re not gay enough or you’re too gay. I suspect the latter.

That statement prompted me to do this.

The Sydman: Alam mo ang ganda ng lead-in ko sa conversation na to. It starts with…

Flashback!

erisedbrain: Tarantado! Anong pinagsasabi mo na mahilig ako kay Sharon Cuneta!!
The Sydman: Online bagsak nito gago!
erisedbrain: Whatever makes your balls hairy man!
The Sydman: Which is not you by the way.
erisedbrain has signed out. (11/27/2007 5:03 PM)

End of Flashback!

No BS… pero this piece came almost a year ago.

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: YOU WOULDN’T DARE!
The Sydman: www.thesydmanshow.blogspot.com
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: kg;ldfgnjsalgkndslkgdsg;klj

This is Brain banging his head on the keyboard.

The Sydman: Whatever makes you giddy pare.

Another Flashback!

erisedbrain: One word pare… "Katz".
The Sydman: Wrong spelling pare. Malamang iniisip mo “Kate”.

End of Flashback!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: SHUT UP! Anak ng… may archive ka pa nun? Antagal na non ah!
The Sydman: Hinahanap ko kasi yung conversation na sumali si Catz tapos sinabaw ako ng lahat ng tao including her. Niri-request kasi nina Ditty at Via kaso hindi ko na makita eh.

Like I said, I would like to REALLY, REALLY thank myself for the seriously enormous data that I have stored in almost two years of blogging!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Sabi ko nga. Knowing you, nothing is safe.
The Sydman: Damn it! I am a good boy!
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Gay boy. Damn gay boy to be exact!
The Sydman: Dude… haven’t you learned anything?
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: I refuse to learn anything!

Flashback Number Three!

anime_fan_me: Hehehehe...... nasa Makati si Brian ngayon... nag-pasa ng resume...
The Sydman: Sa pagiging gigolo? O mother butler?
anime_fan_me: Yun ang hindi niya nabanggit sa akin! Hehehehe! Me lang mag-isa sa bahay!
The Sydman: Malamang both. Basta bantayan mo siya ng maigi. Nanood kayo ng One More Chance?
anime_fan_me: Siya hindi pa. Why?
The Sydman: BAKET!?!??? Alam mo bang favorite actor ni Brian si John Lloyd Cruz kaso nahihiya siyang manood ng mag-isa kasi baka asarin namin siya! Yayain mo! Matutuwa yun! Swear!

End of Flashback!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: PUTA!!!!
The Sydman: Dude... WAZAP!?!?!
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: I hate you.
The Sydman: Oh no you don't!
The Sydman: This is like a flashback episode!

Sobrang cluttered ng mga files ko pero at least nakakapag-blackmail ako!

Flashback Number Four!

The Sydman: Basta, trip ni Brian ang Pinoy Art Films.
anime_fan_me: Talaga? Hindi ko alam yun ah. Ang sabi niya sa akin puro English films lang ang pinapanood nya...
The Sydman: ANO KA BA! Dahil lang kasi gusto niyang maging cool!!!
anime_fan_me: Talaga? Hmmm... baka naman magalit sa akin yun pag sinabihan ko siyang manood nun?
The Sydman: Pero ngayong nandyan ka na, pwede na niyang magawa ang hindi niya nagagawa dati! Tulad ng mag-bike sa Circle…

End of Flashback!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: MAG-BIKE SA CIRCLE!?!?! Where do you get this shit pare!?!?! Nagawa mo na ba?
The Sydman: Dude... hanggang di tumitigil ang conversation na to, there is NO end. At hindi ko to nilabas dati pare…

Loyalty check mga pare…

The Sydman: NGAYON LANG!

*sipol* *sipol*

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Petiks na ako sa office hanggang Six. Wala na bossing ko.
The Sydman: Dude nag-lunch ko kasama si Cindy. Hanggang ngayon YM pa rin ako. On the side, gumagawa ako ng sports blogs at snapshots. Tapos ang PSP game ko ay ongoing. What else is new?

I am just joking here by the way.

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Try wanking with your left hand?
The Sydman: Done that sa handicap CR... it didn't go well with a PSP on the right hand.

I am ALSO just joking here by the way.

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: You flushed your PSP? Or nag-bukake PSP mo?
The Sydman: What did you do? Want another flashback??
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Heeeey!!!!!!

Flashback Number Five!

The Sydman: At bakit siya magagalit? Lubos ang galak sa kanyang mga mata oras na ginawa mo yun!
anime_fan_me: OMG... todo Tagalog ito... lubos ang galak... marami ka bang alam na Tagalog movie?
The Sydman: Bakit ka nagtataka sa aking lenggwahe? Ako'y limitado pagdating sa mga pelikulang lokal. Ngunit meron akong kakarampot na nalalaman. Basta alam ko, mahilig si Brian sa mga Pinoy drama. Basta lahat ng films ni Sharon Cuneta, Maricel Soriano, at Redford White.


So this means this conversation came hours before the stuff Brain said on the first flashback.

anime_fan_me: Ok...
The Sydman: Basta madrama.
anime_fan_me: Naloka ako dun...
The Sydman: Katulad ba ni Brian ‘pag nanonood siya ng Pitong Gamol?

End of flashback!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Pitong Gamol… classic.
The Sydman: Isang beses ko lang na nakausap yun.
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Thank God.

Flashback Number Six!

The Sydman: Hindi ba nga film buff ang Ate niya?
anime_fan_me: Yup.
The Sydman: Basta, yayain mo si Brian. Nood kayo ng pinoy flicks. Sure ako matutuwa yon!
anime_fan_me: Sige… try ko one time… pag nagalit yun… sasakalin kita!
The Sydman: Kung ayaw mong maniwala, edi ‘wag! Tinutulungan ka na nga e! Maniwala ka, hindi magagalit yun! Malamang mag-gym pa nga yun afterwards!
anime_fan_me: GYM!?! NAGI-GYM YUN!?!?!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: GYM?!?!

By the way… End of flashback!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: ANAK NG PUTA!!!!!!
The Sydman: Yes my friend, the epitome of needing to destroy your fats because your beer-drinking machismo is not enough to please ANY woman. Either turn gay and go to the gym or go to the gym to eventually turn gay.
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: True… it’s a vicious cycle.
The Sydman: Yup. And for some reason, nawala na yung mga iba kong archives.
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: And for some people, they are rejoicing over that fact.

But having archives has its perks.

Flashback!

The Sydman: So Via... kung isang beses na-trap ka sa elevator kasama si Noel...

Writer’s Note: Noel kind of looks like a mix between Willie Miller and Norman Mitchell. Yes… he’s that black.

The Sydman: Tapos mainit… tapos nag-tanggal siya ng damit revealing a glow in the dark dragon tattoo sa kanyang dibdib… ano kayang mangyayari?
jorgecosgayon: Dude…
The Sydman: Jorge, I'm not asking you.
Via de Guzman: Ay pwede!
jorgecosgayon: Huwag mo naman i-play out ang mga fantasies mo.
The Sydman: Hush! Wait for your turn!
Via de Guzman: But there’s a line I don’t cross! Ewwwww…
The Sydman: Okay. So Jorge… same question?

End of flashback!

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I NEVER want to see Jorge's reply!
The Sydman: Yes... SOME are rejoicing on that fact.

So before I quit this “flashback special-kind of read”, here is my Singapore-based friend Paulo “Phlebas” Galang and resident kind-of-whore Jason “Pototoy” Cauman offering vital information about the important things in life.

The Sydman: Ano meron dito?
Paulo Galang: Meron dito pototoy! Dota na oh!
jasoncauman: The Sydman = maliit ang pototoy! Wala lang! Hehehe!
The Sydman: Shhhh! Pototoy punta ka tambayan!
Paulo Galang: Why go to tambayan when you can play online??
The Sydman: Ahhh... dahil nasa Pilipinas kami at pwede ditong dumura ng hindi nakakasuhan?
Paulo Galang: Why make dura when you can swallow?

END.

3 comments:

  1. you are a nincompoop

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  2. sydrick! i think i have that, remember pinakita mo saken, tas pinakita ko ke jorge ata (screenshot ata), ung convo naten abt... her. check ko teehee

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