HMMM... JUICY!


Nov 20 08

I was sort of in “behind-the-scenes” mode because I was busy thinking of ways to make a plug for some show hoping to induce “insomnia” and “improper sleeping habits” to people.

* upsound Jeopardy theme *

The Sydman: Usap kayo. nagtatapos lang ako ng script.
Mark Villasin: Ikaw lang ba pwedeng maging busy?!?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Tol, lumabas na Fallout 3.
Mark Villasin: Nalaro ko na.
Gelo: Link?
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Job posting: Graphic artists?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Dapat isali niyo si Dulay dahil graphic ang mga kinakalat niya sa cyber world!


Dulay’s picture in his Facebook account had him topless in front of a webcam.

Unless you love gore…

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Don’t go there!
The Sydman: Haha, Via dumudugo ilong…
Via de Guzman: Yes I’m tuning out.
The Sydman: Wala kasing makausap na babae... nasa ibang planeta kasi si Jorge eh.


For the sake of knowing, Jorge is in some kind of dimension we call Capiz.

Via de Guzman: Wala na akong narinig kina Allan at William kung hindi Fallout! Iba naman pagusapan natin! LET’S TALK ABOUT BOYS!!!

Dead silence.

Crickets on the background.

What the hell?

The Sydman: Alisin na natin si Via?
Via de Guzman: CHE! Alis ka diyan! Nagu-usap kame ni Mark!
The Sydman: Boys?!?! Fall out tapos boys?

This thread is turning to be VERY emo!

Where is Hyubs when you need him?

“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Syd nagpunta kame sa Quatro’s kagabi! Dapat sumama ka kasi yung banda dun ayos! Sigurado may maa-alala ka!
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Bakit? Sino sighting niyo kagabi?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Ayan! Magparaos ka na kasi Brain! Nag-iinit ka na naman!
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Eto ba yung chick yung lead singer? Oo may maa-alala nga si Syd!

I have no idea what they are talking about.

“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Pero it was different kagabi, Brain! Malupit talaga! Feeling ko nga prang nasa Cubao ako eh! Sinubukan namin yung bagong beer ng San Miguel (Free plug! Free plug!) Yung all malt! Tangina nakakabusog!
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Akala ko sa iba kayo nabubusog?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Ayan na tol, signs yan! Magparaos ka na kasi! Nag-iinit ka na naman!

I have no idea what they are talking about.

* hugas kamay *

Mark Villasin: Di ba may arraignment si Brain ngayon? Did I say that right?

We non-lawyers basically injure ourselves in pronouncing lawyer terms.

"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: I dodged a bullet kanina. Absent ang fiscal.
Mark Villasin: Lucky bastard.
The Sydman: I saw my name. It seems to lead in something brutal. How so na magugustuhan ko to?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Next Wednesday punta tayo kahit konting inum lang.
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: San to?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Quatro nga! Pare nagi-init ka na naman…
"The Gigolawyer" Evilbrain: Oo na! Ang init ko! Ang dumi ko pa!
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Lagyan mo nga ng yelo ang singit mo para lumamig!
Via de Guzman: Ok that’s my cue! See you later boys!


We keep on forgetting Via is a girl.

Moving on.

“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Via musta pala si Mike?
Via de Guzman: Maayos naman. Bakit kayo ayaw niyong pumunta sa I-Cue?


We hang out on a computer shop near UST. I-Cue is a computer shop 29,000 cartwheels away from where we are comfortably staying.

“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Walang time.
Via de Guzman: Magsa-sara na ang pinupuntahan niyo!
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Naku nangji-jinx ka ng tambayan!
Via de Guzman: Tip lang ni Syd ang bumubuhay sa kanila atsaka ni (name withheld upon fear of libel).
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Hindi naman kasi kame nakakalaro kapag pumupunta kame dun pero try na rin naming dumaan.
Via de Guzman: Ako kasi “boss” nila dun e. Nangi-nginig tuhod nila kapag sinabi ko!
Mark Villasin: Akala ko Princess?
Via de Guzman: WHAT’S THIS I’M HEARING?!?!


Being the lone girl Via has earned the right to mutilate the men that resolves around her epicenter. Most likely to be severely hit is Mike.

Mark Villasin: Si Via din ang China.

No, Via is not THAT fat.

The Sydman: Kwento.
Via de Guzman: Anu ba yon?
Mark Villasin: Pag iiwan kami ni Mike, sisigaw siya ng “For China” tapos magkikita kayo!
Via de Guzman: Di ko gets…
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Hindi rin namin gets basta ang alam namin “Mike, saan ka pupunta” tapos “For China” tapos aalis na siya. Parang battle cry…
Via de Guzman: So ibig sabihin meron siyang pang-motivate bago ako puntahan?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Actually, may iba siyang pinupuntahan bago sayo. May gay benefactor siyang pinupuntahan bago sayo kasi in need siya ng cash!
Via de Guzman: Well.. paki niyo ba if he’s making good money!

* sniff * How “retard”-edly sweet.

“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Kelan ka ba naging pikon??
Via de Guzman: Sino ang pikon???


One thing I learned from these online conversations is the fact that you should never be too quiet because this makes you the perfect…

Via de Guzman: So Syd kumusta na? Masaya? Lagpas 1 month na kyo diba?

… fallback.

Mark Villasin: Secure na secure!!! At hindi pa rin siya nagbibigay ng helmet!!!

Writer’s note: I will… promise.

Via de Guzman: Buti pa si Jorge kinukwento lovelife nya!

By this time I was about to endorse my deliverables. You know when you’re busy roaming the workplace when you are chatting standing up!

Mark Villasin: Wala pala hinihiritan mo e.
The Sydman: Masaya!


Like I said… hard to keep up if you juggle work with musings.

Via de Guzman: More than one month na ba?
The Sydman: Yeah!
Via de Guzman: Hmmm… officemate?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Ang bilis nito manghula!
The Sydman: Yeah!
Via de Guzman: Cougar ba siya o sugar daddy ka?
The Sydman: Sugar daddy na siya kasi SOBRANG cougar na siya?

Here’s the thing: I may not be thinking right about the questions because I did not know where the questions were directed. Why? Because these guys were also talking.

Mark Villasin: Sino nasa Area*?

* name of tambayan.

"The Forcexecutor" Alan Canlas: Ako pa lang.
Mark Villasin: Sino ka ba?!?
"The Forcexecutor" Alan Canlas: Sino ka muna?!?!?!


Anyway, just when I thought it was directed on Alan I was dead wrong because it was just a case of boy missing boy friend.

Moving on…

The Sydman: Ako ang bata.
Via de Guzman: Hindi pala sugar daddy… DOM sya! E sino mas dominant sa inyo? The Sydman: May dominant bang boyfriend?


Is… there… such… a… thing???

Via de Guzman: E sino mas maganda… Mark or Tomi?

You have to admire the superbly executed segue!

Mark Villasin: Ako! Ay! Below the belt na yan. You lost me there...
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Hoy bruha ka! Mas maganda ako kay Mark!
Mark Villasin: Sige nga mag-palda ka!
The Sydman: Fetish yun ni Via... lalakeng naka-palda...
Via de Guzman: Hoy sira!
The Sydman: Mike mag-palda ka! Tapos gumiling ka to the tune ng "Wish" ni Donna Cruz at Jason Everly!


WISH! Take me by the hand and WISH!

“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Kasi ganito gawin natin! Kung si Via nagtatanong e di dapat babalik ng tanong si Syd! Parang sino mas dominant… Syd tapos Via! O game, sino mas dominant sa inyo ni Mike?
Via de Guzman: Well mas demanding… mas maingay ako…
The Sydman: *printscreen*


I like the fact that even in busy moments I can still admonish insults!

The Sydman: Mas maingay… BWEHEHEHEHE!!
Via de Guzman: TADO!
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Syd ang aga naman…
The Sydman: WATDIDAYDO???
Via de Guzman: Oo nga… hindi pa juicy ang content e!
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Syd sumagot ka dahil kung hindi, ibibigay ko kay Via yung Friendster address niya. Via gusto mo makita Friendster?
Via de Guzman: Of course! Wala naman dapat ikatakot si Syd eh!
The Sydman: Cindy. Nasa featured friends ko na yun. Teka. Endorse lang ako ng mga scripts.

By this time, I took my stuffs and went to a thing us network creatives call “pre-production”. Lahat ng makikita niyo below… ay ngayon ko rin lang nakikita.

That is until I edit the stuffs.

“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Aba inamin!
Via de Guzman: Ano ba naman gagawin ko kapag nakita ko ang Friendster niya? Pwede ko ba siyang i-message?!?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Parang blackmail na lang dapat.
Via de Guzman: Ay pwede nga… pwede ko ba siyang kwentuhan kahit hindi kami magkakilala?!?
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: Sabihin mo “Hi I’m Via, ako yung muntik ng maging kamaganak ni Syd”!
Mark Villasin: Tawa ka nga!
“The Nota-ryo” Geist: YIHAH!!!!


This is not good.

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