KASALANAN BANG MAHALIN AKO - THE TRANSCRIPT

** DISCLAIMER: REGARDING THE PICTURE, SINCE ALL CHINESE PEOPLE LOOK THE SAME AND I AM 1/16th RACIST, UNTIL SOMEONE SURRENDERS WILLIAM’S PIC, THIS WILL BE HIS PICTURE! **

The Sydman: KASALANAN BANG MAHALIN AKO!?!?! TAENA, HINDI KAYA! BAKET MO INIISIP YAN!!!! NAHU-HURT AKO! GRABEH! SOBRAH!

This is a one-act play created by yours truly and the man that looks like the F4.

williamsuperpogi: OO MALIBOG KA KASE, PEKPEK! Nalimutan mo na ba ang mga panahon na pinagnanasaan mo pa ako!?!

The combined penises of the whole F4.

The Sydman: Dude... lasing ako noon! Atsaka who would ever thought na ganun ang reaction ko sa pork and beans!?!

This is definitely a genuine tearjerker.

Tears will definitely flow every time you jerk forever and ever and ever.

williamsuperpogi: May lasing ba na nagawa pa akong itali ng walang kalaban-laban at nagawa mo pang mag-suot ng lingerie at maghanap ng latigo!?! LASENG KA BA NON!?! SINUNGALENG!

And for the record… this was not based from some god-awful life story.

Maybe this is HIS story… but definitely not mine.

The Sydman: Pare una, hindi ako yun! Walis tingting lang ang ginamit ko sayo! Baka ibang tao yan! Atsaka sa lingerie... lata lang ng pork and beans ang ginamit ko! Sabi ko pa nga, pwede na yun na condom! Doon nga tayo nagaway diba??? Sabi mo kasi bat pa magko-condom!?!?!

williamsuperpogi: At nagagawa mo pang mag-sinungaling, mongoloid ka! Pagkatapos mong nakawin ang aking LAKAS…

Paunawa: Please refrain from touching your genitals when reading the following excerpts. Your body heat is not welcome in this website.

williamsuperpogi: …At KATAS… IDE-DENY MO LANG LAHAT!!!

The Sydman: Pare, yung katas mo, nilagay mo yun sa ref! Sabi mo pa nga yun ang magiging bagong flavor ng ice candy ninyo! IBANG TAO ANG SINASABI MO!!!!!!!!!

williamsuperpogi: Sabi mo nga hindi ka maglalagay ng petroleum jelly kasi maliit naman ari mo!

The Sydman: HINDI AKO YON!!!


People might not know this, but he owns a computer shop near Munoz where he enjoys long, hard, and fruitful hours with Mike George, a former teen star who is currently Via’s boytoy… and Rey.

Rey is a callboy for poor gays.

If you need a “stud” for your dogs, call him.

williamsuperpogi: Pero naman yung ugat naman ng ari mo e kalaki-laki at ang tigas pa! Parang ugat ng akasya!

Looking back, I think that YM was a cry for help.

The Sydman: Pare isipin mo ang sinasabi mo!

williamsuperpogi: WALANG HIYA KA!

The Sydman: Hindi ako yun! Maniwala ka! Aaminin ko naman yun e!

williamsuperpogi: Hindi kita pare!!! Mare kita!!!

The Sydman: Hindi ako pulubi sa pagmamahal mo! Hmpf!

Questions? Reactions? Questions regarding our sexuality? Hurl it here!

Until then… SURF PORN!

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