Mark Villasin: I like the machos.




PBFANTASY is a PBA online game actually sponsored by the Philippine Basketball Association. The game is simple. You act as a General Manager for a team you will create. You will join a league and you will acquire five players that could fit within a ONE MILLION PESO salary cap. In order to score top honors, the player you pick must score (pts x 1), rebound (reb x 1.5), assist (ast x 2), swipe (stl x 2.5), and swat (blk x 2.5). If you pick shitty players, your salary cap will contract but if you get a player that administered monster props on all sides of the court, then the salary cap will expand, which will give you mileage in getting better chances of picking up the league’s elite.

So one would ask… what makes this blog think that Mark Villasin loves machos?


Last conference ito ang standings:

FIRST PLACE: Alan Canlas (San Antonio Sperms)
SECOND PLACE: Syd Salazar (Miami Meat)
THIRD PLACE: Brian Cuevas (Muntinlupa Insiders)


Kung balak niyong rumesbak… kung balak niyong gumanti… kung tingin niyo supot sila at ikaw lang ang tunay na lalake sa buong universe… then NOW IS THE TIME to strut your stuff!

SIGN UP NA SA http://www.pbfantasy.com/ (existing users just need to log on)

League Name: Los Basketboleros Dos


League Password: area77

PARA SA LAHAT NG MGA MATATAPANG!

SALI NA!



Anyway...



Here is one good reason why people shouldn’t piss people who do name studies to feed their yearnings.

Mark Villasin: Nakasali na ako sa http://www.pbfantasy.com/. From Cainta Snatchers naging Quiapo Snatchers na.

The Sydman: Lumipat na ka ng franchise?

Mark Villasin: Yup.

The Sydman: Naubos na pera dun!?!

Mark Villasin: Hindi. Nagalit si Mon Ilagan. Sama daw ng image na pino-portray namin para sa Cainta.

This is but of course factual.

(Not unless Cainta, Rizal mayor Mon Ilagan was playing PBFANTASY and he saw Mark’s city-ripping moniker, which translated into a critical manhunt resulting to numerous physical exams… which is usually attended by Ricky Reyes beauty school enrollees)

Mark Villasin: Pasensiya na ha Syd. Nasira yung surprise mo kay Whore. Hindi ko mapigilang hindi gawing avatar etong cosplay pics nya eh. Pati si Via na intriga… nakashare ngayon sa kanya.

The picture Mark was talking about was this.



Because of a promise I made to Jorge, that I will never maim him with unnecessary photos, I will not comment on this.

(That doesn’t mean you can’t…)

The Sydman: Crap… nag-iisip ako ng team kaya hindi ako makapag-concentrate.

Mark Villasin: Sydrick's Pirates (kaaway na mortal ni Sid Meier)?

The Sydman: Ugok hindi yun…

Mark Villasin: Ricky's Angels?

The Sydman: Pwe.

Mark Villasin: Powder Rangers? Engkantasia Fairies? DA BOYS!!! Para astig, Roger Rabbits!! Fairview Boyfriends! Cebu Jebs! Crispa Womanizers! O kaya ikaw yung second team ng Quiapo… tapos Pirates ka naman para parang Los Angeles…

The Sydman: HOY AKO YUNG GUMAWA NG LEAGUE EH! PANO AKO MAKAKAPAG-PALIT!?! BWISET! SA TEAM, ANG IBIG SABIHIN KO DUN AY ROSTER, YOU GERIATRIC GNOME!!!

Hmmm…

The Sydman: Wait. Kay Jorge pala yun…

Mark Villasin: Tinatakam lang kita ng inifinite possibilities ng other cute names na dapat nasayo!


The Sydman: EH PARA SAYO!?! RIZAL RASCALS!!! TAYTAY BANTAYS!!! SAN MATEO MACHOS!!! QUEZON CITY CIRCLES!!!

Mark Villasin: I like the machos.

The Sydman: *printscreen*

Haha… this is like a good printscreen moment because I didn’t push him to say or do anything… he just blurted it out!

Mark Villasin: ARGHHH!!!

It was like it was his subconscious talking.

So who’s the bitch now?




5 comments:

  1. No matter how many times you ask who's the bitch? your name would always pop up on the top of the list.. I will admit i might come in at close second. But of course, first always trumps second. And you are a filthy pink cum bucket... with dulay's name written on the side.

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  2. you should know that since your face looks like a midget bed scene.

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  3. Si Sydrick ang talagang nag-rate ng 100 kay Dulay!!!

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