EWAN NATIN, ATING ALAMIN



A couple of days back, Geist sent me a short but sweet conversation where Jorge insisted that he is more of a warthog rather than a pig.

He could be an aardvark, which will prompt me to sing that very memorable Open Sesame song “Ako ay aardvark… o tingnan mo…”

Anywho, this didn’t suit my swiny (a combo of “swine” and “whiny”) buddy.

Jorge: You're gay and a fucktard.

The Sydman: Uhh... wala ka bang bagong material?

Jorge: Eh you haven't changed e. You're still a gay fucktard, so bakit ko babaguhin?

For a person that said “Embrace Change”, it’s natural for him to meta-morph successfully from “porky-mouth” to “jackass”.

The Sydman: Wala lang... pig.

Jorge: Warthog. Get it right.

The Sydman: Durok-Jersey, Yorkshire or Hampshire?

Jorge: Ano ang Durok-Jersey? Sounds interesting!

The Sydman: They are types of pig… just like you.

Jorge: I'm a type of pig… or pig? Make up your mind!

This conversation may need Gerry Geronimo for sane guidance.

The Sydman: While you're thinking... do your balls bang?

Jorge: Nope. One is lower than the other e, so as not to get in the way of my “ginormous” manhood.

The Sydman: Were you saying that your nipple just lactated?

Jorge: I bet you're drooling na imagining my nipples!

Initiating game breaker…

The Sydman: *printscreen*

Wrong statement eliciting jeer completed.

Jorge: GET A GRIP! No matter how much you want to, hinding-hindi ka magiging babe!

The Sydman: YOU SAID BABE? PIG!!!

Okay, I knew he was meaning to say “babae” here. But this was too good to pass up.

The Sydman: *printscreen*

Two quick hits? That was unexpected!

Jorge: At natuwa ka. Dude, typo yun.

The Sydman: Says the pig.

Jorge: TYPES the WARTHOG! Get it right!!!

The Sydman: Achievement na yun para sa species mo nonetheless. PIG!!!

Jorge: Sige! Inaamin ko! Baboy lang ako! Pero maghanap ka ng hayop sa buong Pilipinas! Masarap pa din ang baboy! Lipo sucks! My brother IS a pig! And so am I! WALANG HIMALA!!!


This is like rephrasing Mark Lapid’s famous line.

Luckily he didn’t say anything about a banana. No long, yellow, pointy substance was said in that statement.

The Sydman: E pano yan… kinahihiya ka na ng lahat ng baboy sa buong Pilipinas. Sinisira mo daw pangalan nila. Tinatakwil ka nilang baboy.

Jorge: Kathang isip mo lamang yan! Kanino mo ba nakuha yan?

The Sydman: Malamang hindi sayo. Pwede ka ring walrus.

Jorge: Si Noel na ang walrus e. Welnus the Walrus!

I tried hard to search for a picture of Noel and the closest thing I could find was a Facebook account.

Unfortunately, I can’t post the Facebook pic because I just installed Adsense… and I can’t post raunchy things on my site.

Raunchy in the sense of porn…

But I still can display these kinds of smut.


See?

This reminds me… my next INVASION OF PRIVACY technique requires a Facebook account and a set of rude words that I shall “The Facebook Profile Review”.

Guess whose page will get limelight?

The Sydman: Ayaw mo nun, twins kayo! Ikaw yung puro lumot!

Jorge: Dude diko kamukha si Willie Miller!

The Sydman: Yung “askal” version ng walrus.

Jorge: GANYAN NA! May “abandonment issues” na nga ako e!

This ends another day of slacking in the office.

Until my next installment, the next best thing to do while waiting is to SURF PORN!

3 comments:

  1. Jorge.. familiar.. dati ba syang nag wowork sa iwebmasters?

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  2. i think so. basta graphic stuffs ang mastery niya.

    tulad ng pagsaksak ng paa sa bunganga niya...

    totally graphic!

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