Can easily be this.


I was busy this week so I have yet to find an appropriate “feed” for my blog.

Luckily, Geist sent this.

Jorge: When I was a young warthog…

Geist: At least you admitted you’re a pig.

Jorge: Warthog! Balbon kase!

Eww. Any organism that grazed on that path must be quarantined…

… or blessed.

Who knows?

Jorge: When you was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large and now that I have grown, I eat FIVE dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!

It suddenly caught me. I think I am reading a demented version of Calvin and Hobbes.

And of course, Jorge is the furry stuffed beast that allegedly comes to life whenever “Calvin” touches him.

Who knew Calvin and Hobbes has phallic undertones?

Geist: Still a pig.

Jorge: Bitch.

With apologies to Mimi Bobeck and the rest of the Drew Carey Show characters.


  1. So that's what jorge would look after MTV's "Pimp my Ride"... Uncanny...

  2. sheesh, i can't please everybody... bwahahaha!