Phlebas is dead? Just like Rustom Padilla???

*** DISCLAIMER: Can't find appropriate image so ito muna ang proxy. Will change eventually.***


Status ni Phlebas sa YM ay dead and bloated.

I am too spooked from work to create a witty remark.

The Sydman: Phlebas is dead? Just like Rustom Padilla?

Phlebas: Ha? Self-euthanasia?

The Sydman: Dude hanapin mo si Bebe Gandanghari sa Youtube. Malamnag pagiisipan mo na ang preferences mo.


Now you could be living inside a rock if you don’t know the fairy tale (of is it ferry tale) of the hunky man that dreamt to become a bosomy lady.

If my showbiz instincts prove real then chances are she’s almost a he!

Phlebas: Nagpa-sex change na talaga siya?

The Sydman: Hindi ko pa alam eh! Pero isipin mo na lang... it could be you.


Isipin niyo si Phlebas naka-two piece at naka-balandra sa Puerto Galera… nagbago ang lahat… pwera lang ang kanyang boses.

Or worse, iba na ang boses niyo pero yun parin ang katawan niya!

The Sydman: Malapit ka pa naman sa Thailand…

Phlebbie Galang… Phleby Galang… pwede din Phoebe Galang…

Phlebas: BAKA MAS MAUNA KA PA SA AKEN DON!

If he reads this, he could kill me.

I should stop now.

The Sydman: Hoy umuwi ka na para may proof!

Phlebas: Just look to the skies.


The Sydman: Ano ka, smog?

Phlebas: A380!


This is me, seriously stupid, at all things moving that doesn’t highlight anything famous.

The Sydman: Isa kang spraynet?

Phlebas: A380 = SPRAYNET?!?


This is me stomped.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_A380

The Sydman: Ah ganun. So tingin mo sa sarili mo isa kang jumbo jet?

Phlebas: Better than a little prick right? Bakit ikaw, Cessna ka lang ba? Basta bigla na lang ako susulpot dyan na parang kabute!

The Sydman: Ano ang “Cessna” at bakit ka magpa-parang kabute?

This is me… still stomped.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cessna_172

By the way, speaking of circumcision terms, I remember another “kabute” incident today.

Chai: Ano balita? May GF na ba si Froi? Nag-aaway pa ba sila? Bati na?

The Sydman: Ang alam ko ay hindi na sila nagpapansinan. Madalang na rin pumunta si Froi. Pero di ko alam kung may GF na siya.

Chai: Nagbebenta siya ng PSP games kahapon.

The Sydman: Ows?

Chai: Parang kabute yun… sumusulpot-sulpot.


Hmmm, wala na akong balita sa kanila eh. Kung meron kayong kwento, just ping me. Anyway…

Phlebas: Hindi ko alam kung kailan ako makakauwi eh. Basta kung nandyan na ako… eh nakauwi na ako.

The Sydman: Wow... mysterious. Pero hindi talaga totoo yung sinasabi ni Edson na nagpa-sex change ka?

Phlebas: Naniniwala ka na kay edson? Ano ba yan Syd!?!

The Sydman: Dammit. You got me there, pare. Wala na kasing balita dito e. Teka lang titingnan ko kung kaya kong mabuhay pagkatapos kung lumamon ng stapler…

Phlebas: Sige break an artery.


And yeah, I’m pretty much wasted to even think of a witty end.

So until my next installment, SURF PORN!

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