THE PICTURE

I remember when Brain was righteous.

Those days are gone now.

Evilbrain: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!

Why? See this picture? If you hook up with me on YM, you’ll probably see this pic near my name. Should you be worried?

The Sydman: WHAT MINDLESS NONSENSE ANG SINASABI MO!?!

Evilbrain: PARE DOWNWARD SPIRAL ANG GINAGAWA MO!!!








Hell no.

Unicorns have been flying inside and outside my head… talking rainbows and gallant knights treat me as their master!

Love is in the air… and I breathing it!

Evilbrain: SELL OUT KA!!!

Damn bitch.

For the millions of surfers reading my blog… kung lagpas sampu ang nag-comment at nagsasabi ng oo, then I will admit this!

Pero since bilang ng left hand ko ang mga avid readers… hell no!

Evilbrain: Naglagay ka na ng couple pic as your profile pic! Tsk… tsk… tsk… magkano binayad sayo? Sa wedding pa yan!

The Sydman: Bakit ikaw? May sinabi ba ako nung nilagay mo yung pic mo with tomi??? Dude.... walang bayad!

Evilbrain: ANAK NG POTA!!!

Mag-ingat sa typo. Alam niyo ba kung bakit?

Geist: GAGO KA! Magkatabi ni Brain dito!

For a second I saw a white light flashing in front of my eyes…

The Sydman: Sori! Tado pala yung nasa isip ko!

Geist: TANGINA… KAMUKHA KO BA SI TADO!?!?!

The Sydman: HINDI! FOUR LETTERS DIN KASI EH!

I have proof of the typo!







Evilbrain: Electroshock treatment?

The Sydman: I DON’T NEED THAT!

Evilbrain: Cut and paste ‘to! Bahala na kung saan ko ma post to!

Somewhere in Pasig, there’s a vengeful girl out to talk sense on some guy sporting a third-degree burn.

Oops… correction… some guy that WILL SPORT a third degree burn.

The Sydman: Dude ansama mo! Kahit ano pang sabihin mo... likas ang nasa puso ko!

Evilbrain: Likas papaya? Hmmm… papaya… papa yah… I can’t believe I’m saying this but… PRINTSCREEN!!!

This is bad. Creepy even. But then I remembered why this guy has the balls to stuff my brain with mental anguish…

Dammit, it’s February!

The Sydman: Pakihirit nga sa katabi mo ilang araw na lang may text na siya galing sakin!

Geist: Hahahahaha! Just the remember the right car man. Baka Daewoo Philippines ang malagay mo or Sarao Inc.!

The Sydman: Kotse ba yun o helicopter?

Geist: Nasa kotse… nagpapa-helicopter.

The Sydman: 10 yr anniv na ba non? Pakitanong naman o.

Geist: Something like that. But who's counting?

The Sydman: Malay mo may libreng t-shirt?

Read between the lines.

Evilbrain: Where's a good blog when you need one?

The Sydman: YOU’RE MY AVID FAN!!!!

Evilbrain: SELL OUT!

The Sydman: HINDI AKO SELLOUT!!!!

Evilbrain: Pfft. Getting caught in a pic with your girlfriend in a wedding… AND SHOWING IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD…

The Sydman: Dude i'm just hot.

Evilbrain: SELLOUT!

And then came the next day… coming in for work early, I was greeted by some moron.

Jorge: TANGINA MO! ANO NA NAMAN YAN!?!

This is normal because he’s jealous. He likes my body and wants it ardently but he can’t have it. That’s why he always looks at my blog. But forgive me, you humongous piece of nothing, whenever I text “Luv u… mwah” … it will never be you.

Just stick to farm animals… or Edson.

The next guy however has class. If he weren’t Chinese… and filthy rich… he could have been the best callboy in the City Hall side of the QC Circle.

Williamsuperpogi: HAYEEEP YANG KATABI MO DIYAN HA!

The Sydman: Oks ba?

Williamsuperpogi: Si Selphie ba yan?

Dammit, everybody’s against me.

The Sydman: TAE KA!!! BAT MO NAMAN SASABIHIN YUN!?!?!

Williamsuperpogi: Hindi ba? Anliit kasi ng pic! Hindi ko mahulaan kung sino!

The Sydman: GF KO YAN!!! SIRAULO KA!!!

Williamsuperpogi: MAY PUMATOL SAYO!?!

The Sydman: KASALANAN BANG MAHALIN AKO!?!

Syet na malagket na may tae sa pwet! More on this later!

9 comments:

  1. now that you mentioned it.. may kamukha yung girlfriend mo from your not too distant past... sell out..

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  2. basta i am smelling the sweet scent of romance.

    CURSE YOU FIENDS!!!

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  3. half man. half woman. all sellout. semiboy.

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  4. inggit ka lang! beeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!

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  5. old school pala GF mo Syd, nagpapapicture parin kay Chuckie Dreyfuss

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