Can you pass the Lalaki-Meter Challenge?

I was scouting concepts for a TVC I’m going to make when I stumbled to this.

Are you ready to face the LALAKI-METER CHALLENGE?

I bet my balls that some random man is checking out the back of his hands right now trying hard to “optically-elude” the problem he is encountering at the moment.

“Taena, am I wrongfully raised!?!”



Thank “Ang Blog ni Batotoy” for this.

And thank “Ang Blog ni Batotoy” for a lot more!

Like I said, I was checking out concepts for a TVC I was going to make. I saw a collection of abbreviations that I was going to use.

Actually, these are the types of phrases I will definitely use as a pickup line. I know girls are smart enough to realize the idiots lurking near them, but I actually like using pickup lines. When used brainlessly, it will serve as a very effective female repellant. I use it though to make me cute and cuddly… as I ask people to do things for me like do chores, protect myself from a mistake, make sure people in a jovial mood, and pretty much make me look like a numbskull so that people will think highly of themselves.

Here are the abbreviations listed on the blog.

J.A.P.A.N Just Always Pray At Night.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.

C.H.I.N.A. Come Here! I Need Affection.

L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.

I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.K.E.N.Y.A. Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

P.E.R.U. Porget Everyone… Remember Us.

K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

Y.E.M.E.N. Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

R.U.S.S.I.A. Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

B.A.L.I.W.A.G. Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.

M.A.L.A.B.O.N. May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.

I.M.U.S. I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.I.G. Please Always Say I’m Gorgeous.

C.E.B.U. Change Everything… But Us.

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.

T.O.N.D.O. Tonight’s Our Night, Dearest One.

P.A.S.A.Y. Pretty And Sexy Are You.

M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!

I don’t know which came first but Lokomoko High (the non-JC De Vera years) had a similar skit that pretty much involves resident hottie Valeen Montenegro and ex-series regular, "the great" Randolph Stalamentacky!

Wait… did I get his name right?

Anyway, check this out.

I hope this made you happy.

Especially if you failed the Lalaki-meter challenge!

Game over.


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