Corporate Stone Cold?

Wanna buy a can of whoop ass? 

For some insane reason, now you can. 

Stone Cold Steve Austin is one of sports entertainment's most entertaining performers of all time. The beer-drinking, heavy-cursing, SOB made a mark in the WWE by becoming the bad guy everyone loved. 

And with this fame, he used it to make his name a bigger household name by creating a household product. 

Funny or Die shows you why. 

Whoop Ass with Steve Austin from Steve Austin

 

What's next? Goldberg selling actual spears? The Rock selling electric things? 

Undertaker actually selling an actual tombstone piledriver? 

Game over.