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I really
think it’s an abysmal deathwish for a wrestler to be called “MVP” and acts none like it.
Come on! Why
call yourself MVP? As of this moment, Randy
Orton, The Miz, and John Cena are the MVP’s of the WWE because they managed
to carry raw day in and day out. As much as I enjoyed Jack Swagger’s win on the Money in the Bank match at Wrestlemania,
I wanted MVP or Montell Vontavious
Porter to win and revert back to his heel character because he will be that
fresh top guy they could earn millions from.
Instead WWE
benches him.
Sheesh.
Remember when
he debuted and he was like talking about superstar salary cap, winning bonuses,
product endorsements, VIP access, his own talk show, and what-not’s? When he had that awesome feud
with Matt Hardy, he was like the Ballin’ version of Alberto del Rio!
What the hell happened!?!
And how can you
be a MVP when you don’t act like it! The cocky, arrogant guy from Miami was a
shell of himself when he turned good guy. The face character sucked the hell
out of the character and I hate it! Why bring the prison background? Unless
you’re turning him as Michael Vick,
then putting the ex-con role ruined what could have been a stellar gimmick! Adding
Mark Henry to do his undoing sucks
even more! All of a sudden, MVP becomes the new and improved version of D-Lo Brown!
WITHOUT THE HEAD SHAKE!!!
Placing MVP
on Raw was a move that everyone
thought would do him good but instead it bombed. When they moved him back to Smackdown instead of revving up his
career, they made him a high-profile jobber for the new guys they want to push!
Perhaps not
qualifying for the King of the Ring
tournament was the last straw for MVP. At 37, he had to leave if he wants to NOT have the careers of "overstaying employees from the yesteryears" like Billy Gunn, Hardcore Holly, Val Venis, Funaki, and Scotty 2 Hotty. These guys were eventually released after becoming stepping stones to WWE's "hotter" prospects. Currently, we have Chavo Guerrero, William Regal, and Goldust acting as established veteran jobbers for the stars. And then there's Finlay, but Fit Finlay is too valuable to let go because of how he does things as a WWE agent. See where I'm getting? MVP's goal to be champion is getting slim so he had to restart his chances.
Hopefully he'll get the chance.
MVP or Hassan Hamin Assad (born Alvin Burke Jr.) probably find himself wrestling in TNA,
the Indies, or Japan. Maybe he’ll find a way to win back a roster spot. Christian is an example of this archetype.
While I hate
the name, maybe he can do the same shtick he did when he started a couple of
years back... and WWE could give him the shot he deserves.
Or pair him
up again with Mark Henry.
This time
though, give MVP the D-Lo mannerisms.
BALLIN...
with head shake!!!
Game over.
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