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You call them friends? I call them competitions... during Christmas raffles! |
I just
can’t buy a break!
Dammit!
Somewhere
in the universe, there is this... “thing” bound to shut down my chances of
claiming something!
I will
settle for anything – a washing machine,
an iPod, an iron, a gas stove...
Hell,
I’ll settle for a 500Php gift
certificate!
I JUST CAN’T
WIN ANYTHING!
DAMN YOU
CHRISTMAS PARTY RAFFLES!
I had
two chances of winning, one in our network-wide Christmas party and one at our COOP Christmas party. I failed both
chances! My parents are trash talking me that while they win in every Christmas
raffle with their names on it, I fail in comparison!
Then Cindy told me that she has basically no
luck in raffles and if I want to win in Christmas raffles, then I need to break
up with her.
Yeah...
that’s rational.
I want
to break up with you because I want to win a microwave oven at the next
Christmas party!
That’s
just stupid.
But
hey, the last time I won at a raffle, Cindy did too. It was during the Family
Day that was held in Enchanted Kingdom
more than two years ago. I won a measly 1000Php and she did win the same amount
as well.
The
problem is, that was the day where she “basted” me.
THANKS BUT NO
THANKS!
I’d
rather lose a bunch of raffles than to lose her... but for some insane
reason...
Maybe I
can defy fate and win the big grand raffle something?
Anyway,
what type of “pektus” or strategy should I do to avoid this predicament?
Should
I try ripping the paper lightly or perhaps apply rugby on its tips? Should I bend
the paper to give it a unique feel for the random picker to pick?
Perhaps
I need to scout what type of tambyolo will be used and how it would rotate?
Game
over.
I never win neither! HAHAH MERRY CHRISTMAS anyway :)
ReplyDelete^ wouldn't it be awesome if next year I win something awesome? hehe!
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