What
was once a sought after spectacle is now nothing more than a mere nonsensical event?
I mean, back in the early 2000’s, the draft actually mattered. However, with a
thin roster filled with rookies and forever midcarders, the need to get all the
stars in both shows was something the company needs. Sure, it diminishes the
rise of new players but what can they do right?
Do you
think the world needs a Heath Slater
versus Mark Henry main event now?
Right...
Draft
starts now!
PRIMARY DRAFT
#1 SMACKDOWN
SELECTS JOHN CENA
This
pick had shock value but it’s stupid to put the poster boy on the B-Show. Cena
is too valuable to be on Smackdown.
#2 RAW
ACQUIRES REY MYSTERIO
Hey,
with Cena in the blue brand, Mysterio can switch sides. They need to use
Mysterio better though. The last time he was on Raw, he was booked worse than
his first heavyweight title. Mysterio and the word “heavyweight”... hmm...
#3 SMACKDOWN
SELECTS RANDY ORTON
This was
a shocker and yet it needs to happen. Aside from the fact that Orton will get
new feuds on the blue brand, it will be his time to claim top-tier status as a
face. For months he has taken the backseat to Cena. This can be a baby version
of when Austin was on Raw and The Rock was on Smackdown. But who am I
kidding... Orton is with Cena again on Smackdown! By the way, Orton’s entry
just made the draft predictable.
#4 SMACKDOWN SELECTS
MARK HENRY
I was
hoping Daniel Bryan would move. Wait. Whenever Mark Henry moves... Mark Henry’s
attitude changes so does this mean he’ll be a heel again?
#5 SMACKDOWN SELECTS
SIN CARA
Sin
Cara doesn’t talk so I don’t know how this trade will play out. However, in
terms of wrestling time, the new guy will have a field day on Smackdown.
#6 RAW ACQUIRES
THE BIG SHOW
Is
Bragging Rights on already? With Show and Kane owning the tag team belts they
can pretty go to any show they want. Hopefully Big Show won’t just become a
top-tier jobber.
#7 RAW
ACQUIRES ALBERTO DEL RIO
Vince
is in love with ADR right now. He is a hate magnet and he is a good worker. But
with Miz in the same show... I dunno... one will fall I think.
#8 RAW
ACQUIRES JOHN CENA
See?
What did I tell you? Raw can have Cena and Orton but Raw can’t afford to lose
both stars to Smackdown. When Smackdown drafted Orton... Cena’s return to Raw
was pretty much a giveaway.
The Supplemental Draft will happen
tomorrow.
Game
over!
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