Boozer: High 5 Fail... Scalabrine: High 5 Win

The Chicago Bulls just advanced the Eastern Conference semifinals by destroying the Indiana Pacers in Game 5. Derrick Rose is playing superbly while getting support from Joakim Noah.

But what about Carlos Boozer?

Boozer has been off-line in their first round matchup against the Pacers. In Game 1, he was owned by Tyler Hansbrough and that continued throughout their run. In the regular season, Booz claimed 17.5ppg, 9.6rpg, and 2.5apg. In the playoffs, Boozer is only good for 10.0ppg, 10.2rpg, and 1.6apg.

Kyle Korver who has yet to start in the series scores better.

Hopefully he’ll get out of his hellish slump because whether its Atlanta or Orlando, both teams have no inside presence that can handle the joint attack of Boozer and Noah.

If only Dwight Howard and Al Horford played for the same squad...

And just like what my friend Jorge Cosgayon said when he posted this GIF image on Facebook, this tells you how crappy his first round was.


Yes my friends, Kurt Thomas snubbed him.

NBA version of a jar of mayonnaise, Brian Scalabrine would have high-fived Boozer. 

Scal is such a high-five whore. 

But come to think of it, a bench scene without Brian Scalabrine is really, really sad.

Game over.


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