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| Definitely he has a 1UP hidden somewhere in his pants. |
There
are a lot of acts that can be associated with our favourite Italian plumbers. If
you check out Youtube, you’ll
probably find a ton of things dedicated to Mario
and Luigi. There is this kid that completed the Super Mario game in just 5 minutes. There is a kid that can do the
Mario music using an acoustic guitar. Mario has been spoofed as an action
movie, a melodrama, and even a porno.
By the
way, are you interested in a Super Mario movie that stars the legendary Ron Jeremy?
But
there are a lot of things that didn’t help our beloved Mario from achieving
severe awesomeness.
For
example... Burlesque.
You
are about to see a clip where a bunch of women mistake burlesque from crappy
stage work.
I
mean, not even the great Ron Jeremy can save this production.
An
indication on how crappy this production is?
Check out
the front row seats.
A burlesque
needs to be sexy, even with their clothes on. Actually especially with their
clothes on because it sets up the big reveal in the end. If you want to check
out an example, watch Moulin Rouge
and when I mean Moulin Rouge, I mean the actual French show, Moulin Rouge! This
Mario production was sad in all aspects. I mean the goombas barely resemble
goombas. The crap acting and dancing is amateur. The set is doomed from the
start!
In
hindsight, this is a wonderful concept. Unfortunately, the execution was
abysmal.
Diss
me if you’re not like me and you actually love what they’re doing.
Game
over.
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