Pole Slider

A smart person would have surrendered... 

This picture shouts masculinity fail... because the guy is butt-naked and sliding down the enormous tube like a sicko.

But it kinda isn’t if you knew the backstory.

The building is a prostitute den and things were good and pleasant until a bunch of armed crime fighters waltzed on the premises and could the busy people doing it. This guy was stubborn enough to surrender.

Yes, you put up a fight...

But his as far as his genitals are concerned... hopefully he didn’t slid and planted a huge gash in his wang.

Game over.