When I
showed this to my officemates, the first thing they asked me was if I was
looking for wedding proposal pegs.
YIHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Bah.
Idiots...
Fact
is though, once my girlfriend sees this wedding proposal, anything I can think
of (inexpensive... hmmm... inexpensive...) could be crap in her eyes.
And
don’t laugh bastards with a nice relationship leading to the altar! The
enchantment of flowers, restaurants, and knees was destroyed when this guy did
this video.
I
mean... see it for yourselves and hopefully you are alone when you watch this!
See!
Nothing says I am so in love with my girlfriend and I am the most wonderful man
on earth than renting a movie house, commissioning some struggling director to
create a magnificent scene, and gathering her friends and families so when she
says yes, they’ll clap the living hell out of their hands!
But
fuck it right... what if she said no?
Ugh.
But
fact is, she didn’t. The thing he made was enough for the girl to wet up and
make the guy the most awesome man in the planet. Good for him... and bad for
us. Soon this video will reach Ellen,
Oprah, and all those girly shows that when they see this, all they want to
have is to have the same feeling the girl was having.
Dude...
even Talk Soup will air this!
Even Chelsea Lately!
Even F’N
CNN, Fox, and NBC will have this!
Yes
dude... what you did... is awesome. The problem is you made bar for every man
in the world “in a relationship” so high.
Luckily
I have a glorious plan tucked inside my sleeve.
**
bluffing **
Game
over!
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