My
friend Hyubs thought it was a good
idea to send me this image. This is basically a Jar Jar Binks lollipop. Some brainiac thought it’s nice for kids,
girls, and other beings to suck Jar Jar Binks’ tongue.
Damn
you...
Damn
you.
While
I was never a Star Wars fan, I
thought this character was the worst possible way to use state-of-the-art
technology. While I get some of the cheesy figures of the franchise, this
stands out because of its annoying face, nonsensical existence, and undeniable
worthlessness.
I
don’t hate the idea of sucking crappy cartoon characters. If this was a Star Trek lollipop I wouldn’t mind
sucking Worf’s tongue. Hell, a George Takei tongue lollipop (I said
tongue lollipop) is not a bad idea also.
But
anything but this buttmunch.
Extravagating
Jar Jar Binks’ existence is not a great way to propagate life.
Game
over.
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