What the hell is a Patronus?

Apparently, my Patronus is a phoenix.

What the hell is a Patronus? I absolutely have no idea. All I know is that I got lured by the bright blue lights of that Harry Potter app.

I don’t really know if I’m going to watch the movie. I was never a fan of the franchise and luckily my girlfriend isn’t either. I was checking out the film’s trailer and it never gave me the willies.

Maybe my Patronus will give me awesomeness?

Game over.