One of
the hardest things a person can do is to shut his mouth. Talking is like
opening a verbal Pandora’s Box. It
destroys the mystery and it often results to misery. Nothing good happens when
you blurt out a random thought in the wrong place and the wrong time.
Time
and time again, I remind people of choosing their words wisely. As a blogger I
have seen a bunch of rants and raves regarding my works. I’ve tone down in
exposing my personal endeavours and in some ways, my tirades on big people. I
am not afraid to construct a bunch of sentences but I also need to check out
the repercussions for my actions.
Which
brings me this – Gwapology!
Yeah.
I have
this blog that “teaches” people a bunch of things on how I would tackle various
projects. My technique resulted from observation, experimentation, and Isaac Newton’s Third Law of Motion.
Basically,
when you do something, expect backlash.
Stealth is a very simple yet very
effective way in drawing romance. For some insane reason, it is a aphrodisiac
especially for people who likes to relish “The
Chase”. The Chase can be defined as the events leading to “The Answer” and while it is long and
tedious for people who are unsure of the turnout, it is fun and memorable for
those who think that they are already “in”.
Whoever
said proclaiming your love early would get the girl of your dreams... is an
idiot that does not deserve to live. In courting, grasping the air of all
living things is essential. The less people kept in the loop, the more
foolproof your plan will be. Concealing your intentions will not only rid you
of all the people “trying” to help you (or her)... it will also be easier for
you to have your life return to normal after she says no.
But
here’s the thing – stealth is also a great way to give you the signal on
whether or not the girl is into you.
Based
on experiences that I cannot say further, if the girl thinks you’re a potential
lover, she will do whatever she can to protect you. She will not let people
ridicule you and also for her interests, she will forward with caution. She
will then test the person if he or she (lesbian lovers!!) can be a doable
person to parade in front of her friends. Basically, she’ll also learn to do
things via stealth or whatever ploy you are doing to hide your mission to other
people.
The
reason why I learned stealth is because in high school I foolishly tried to go
all out on a person by acting like I was Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah
and I failed miserably. I will brag to my classroom and I would give in on
things they want me to do. I will sing, act smug and approach her, and even
flaunt myself to her school bus that is seen by so many people... and is making
her uncomfortable! All of a sudden I saw my chances slipping and I realized
that she does not to be with I was then – a walking comic relief! Years later,
I learned that she could have said yes but she also considered what I giant
buffoon I was. By this time however, I learned that saying less means having
more.
Only
through my affiliation with my “puppet master” Geist did I learn to read the
situation well and unleash scenarios to better my situation.
So if
you think shouting your love to this girl in front of her friends is a bright
idea... believe me, you just destroyed your chances. The only possible reversal
you can do is by lying low and re-launching yourself. Dignity is hard to get
back though, the more you see your erstwhile target and the friends that
revolve around her, the harder it gets to re-construct your tarnished image. The
people you have been confiding to maybe confiding your secrets to other people
complete with the occasional analysis and nit-picking of every idiotic move you
can make.
Then
the next possible move is to claim a hotter person and succeed in courting
her.
And
then if you’re still an idiot, the wheel of stupidity will continue.
Game
over.
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