Spiderman on Avengers: Endgame is different from Spiderman
on Game 5 of the Best-of-7 series between the Magnolia Hotshots and the San
Miguel Beermen.
Here’s the thing – have we gone mad?
I know calling names is bad but there’s an unauthorized
intruder inside the game and said individual made contact with a participating
party. The incident can be as light as some goof in need of affection or some
psychopath with a thirst for blood.
Sure, the guy can be verified as harmless but he is still
not welcome.
So why are we vindicating his crime?
It’s cute when a wedding crasher gets the bouquet but is it
still cute if he elbows the bride in the mouth?
Ugh.
So yeah, I’m happy the PBA will act on the case in a serious
manner. An alarm and scandal case is a crime of disturbance. At the moment, the
most obvious rule break is if you set off a firecracker in a no firecracker
zone. I doubt jail time… if you can pay the sum of more or less 40,000 pesos.
And then there’s the law of unjust vexation. Basically, you could expect jail
time if you piss a person off like for example, disrupting an important game to
promote “love” during election time. The PBA will gladly file this law to
ensure that no streaker… will go off that easy (haha) if they pull this stunt. The
culprit could pay as high as 200 pesos but could serve a month of jail time
(arresto menor).
And yeah, if a person physically abuses you and you're annoyed with his ugly face, you can charge him with unjust vexation.
Just saying.
With that said, Ronald Tubid hit a fan. Tubid apologized for
the incident but the PBA needs to categorize what type of fan they were dealing
to properly sanction him and Kelly Nabong.
Meanwhile, we have another sister team squabble in the
finals that went to do or die mode.
For the third time in four conferences, an SMC team will face
an SMC team in a Game 7 of a final. We already know that an SMC team will win a
championship for the ninth time in ten conferences. We already know that an SMC
team will win a championship for the fifteenth time in seventeen conferences.
And for the eighth straight conference, an SMC player won the Best
Player of the Conference.
*cough* June Mar Fajardo’s never-ending MVP reign *cough*
So yeah, dominating the PBA has its perks.
So what now? Are we going to speculate on what’s inside
Chito Victolero’s mind when he kissed Mark Barroca on his Game 5 game
winner? Are we going to question Ronald Tubid’s mind for punching a possible
bachelorette party mascot?
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